I have a tub of ranch dip and right on the top of it in big bold letters it says “Only Real Ingredients!!” I don’t know what this means. I assume that means there are fake ingredients out there somewhere, imaginary ingredients, and that other brands are using those fake ingredients rather than the real ones this brand uses.
Anyway come up with some fake ingredients and then tell me what purpose they serve in those other brand’s ranch dip. Also yes I’m eating ranch dip so you can also make fun of me for being a 
but do the bit too.
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Recipe for Dranch Bressing:
2 cups Buffermilk
1/4 cup D. John
4 tisps salp
2 timbers Zepper
Farmer John Shease (to taste)
Knead until firm, chill overnight
This sounds delicious
Gonna need WAY more salp than that
Too much salp gives me harpburn
mayonnaise
Troika beans
Oremano
When you leave Oreo creme in the sun to cure, then grind to a coarse powder?
Steamed ice
- alphtholate of soda: face puckerizer
- krebbed dramyls: glutinosity modifier
- cosmic spice: no perceptible effect on the food product, but we can’t afford another containment breach so we put it in anyway
Thanks this will really help me understand how to work these ingredients in to the overall recipe
yw, good luck! almost forgot to mention, for best results you’ll wanna kreb the dramyls yourself. if you must buy prekrebbed, check for a born on date on the packaging, and this goes without saying but KNOW YOUR KREBBER!
Pillowed Zapotes
ok but for real this shit is delicious
And here I thought I made the word up
Goonberries
I decided there will be a follow up post where I use all of these ingredients to create Hexbear’s Ranch Dip recipe so stay tuned for that I guess
- gallowed sharpatoot
- long leaf peytsclemp
- wilthbleeb, shaved
These are all crafting materials in Elden Ring
Pork sprouts
Honted Florf foot
The thirty-third herb and spice
Dehydrated water
