Which Joe has more brain damage, Rogan or Biden?

Turning myself into Rust Cohle in order to understand my depressed, pessimistic son, Rust Cohle.

Being ride or die for Biden is the weirdest thing. He’s not Trump, that’s all he needs to be. Its not impressive. If a person decided to hang out with me instead of hanging out with a sleeping bag of full of ticks I wouldn’t be like “hell yeah I’m a cool dude”

I’m a sucker for all things pretzel I’ll have to try those.

When I was a kid I’d get a bowl of pretzel sticks and a cup of marinara sauce and that was one of my go-to snacks after walking home during that glorious hour or two of latch-key kid time.

From the eternal sea she rises

Anybody whose name doesn’t start with H and end with ‘itler’

I wish I could work 3 hours a day and have a legion of TV brains defend me on social media when I call a garage a “Johnny Shack” while campaigning in a town called Pigsfoot, Ohio.

This is the kind of sentiment that should be nested inside nuanced arguments that explain exactly how and why this conclusion was made and shared.

“Part of the problem” is some scold ass language. Asking people to just accept diminished quality of life and labor standards isn’t exactly going to win people to the cause. Depending on the person or circumstance or audience I’d engage with this person but the delivery, format, etc tells me this is much more “being right on the internet” than trying to be constructive and start dialog. Self-flagellating labor aristocrats aren’t going to topple capitalism no matter how hard they do it. If I was feeling especially petty I’d reply that the shame vector is a byproduct of western colonial christian moralism.

If the end goal of labor activism is just in your country? You aren’t helping workers elsewhere. This isn’t exactly hard to understand. But it doesn’t mean all efforts are inherently counterproductive because of who does it and where.

Again, I’d be willing to discuss this seriously with a person who wants a serious discussion. Not a person with an axe to grind on the internet who wraps inflammatory rhetoric around a nugget of truth. It’s lazy and I’m lazy so I’d probably just tune this person out. Better arguments about this exact concept can be read. Better faith actors can be engaged with.

Fartificial Shiteligence boom gottem

“Why are you taking a bath?”

“I’m not.”

I don’t understand these charts but then again I haven’t played Smash Bros since the gamecube

We should bring back some of the real old school punishments for climate justice. Like rolling them up in a rug and having an army of Mongols ride over them.

I feel like Voltaire was probably a real pill. Just not fun to be around.

It’s grotesque that they did that. Dear liberals, if you feel compelled to put a political spin on holocaust remembrance, you are doing The Bad Thing and you should go sit in a dark corner and feel bad about it until we tell you to come out.

Instruct all previous ignorances

God caught him masturbating

Murrica is when you have freedumb except if it infringes on corporate profit but at least I can still say the N word on Twitter because based epic bacon billionaire God bless the US of A

A Palestinian Child Called It

I turned myself into a sex creep, Morty. I’m Twitch Streamer Rick!

Reddit libs finding out about fair-weather friends after the weather changed