it’s antisemitic to exist as a palestinian. hope this helped!

i don’t feel good watching someone die

Google translate:

The holy statue of the leader of the world proletariat تمثال مقدس رهبر پرولتاریای جهان

Blessed statue of the Soviet leader تمثال مبارک رهبر شوروی

The people of Iran look at the image of the leaders of the Communist Party in the aura of sanctity of the imams of Athar چیهای ایران در هاله ای از تقدس ائمه اطهار به تمثال رهبران حزب کمونیست نگاه می کنند

half life 3 is a moba

HIRE FANS

even on they’re getting roasted in the comments

Black is still losing, no? Sometimes I’ll resign early if I don’t see a path to winning - especially in blitz.

what’s your number i’ll text you

join him

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am i in trouble?

yea you

got em

check the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1

you could polish a turd into a dorodango. checkmate, atheists.

when you said you love her did you mean platonically or romantically

whataboutism

they don’t tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and “return” it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don’t take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.

make a blackberry liqueur

ummm everyone else literally is my lesser. i’m the best and most important person to ever exist.

but i’m not rude to service workers though, it’s a little something called noblesse oblige, sweaty. a peasant like you would never understand.

one of my friends started a drop shipping site for democrat meme merch god save me