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Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
“Come on dad, you can yell at Chinese people from the computer at the home”
If Alfred is stroking out over the Batcomputer and sending the Batwing to bomb the children of Crime Alley, then yes, you do replace him
It’s why Robin exists in the first place!
Chicken hawks are always the same
Still remember arguing with a bunch back when I was handsome (2003) and hearing just the absolute stupidest and most bloodthirsty shit from cowards who ran the gamut from
“Well, I’m too old” (they were 19)
“I’m too tall” (6’ 2")
“I’m more useful in a technological environment” (was failing computer science class)
Really set me down a path
Running Remnant 2 multiple times to unlock everything is always a good time
Especially unlocking the Archon archetype which took the playerbase data mining the game to figure out exactly how to do it
Jake from IT vibes
One of my gags is on one of the sidebar for a board
I’m very proud of anti-nautilism
The ultimate irony
Bernie gets put as frontrunner
All the Bidenites and Hillary Pillaries go on to protest vote for the Constitution Party, tanking Bernie’s campaign and letting Trump win
This is considered the ultimate act of civility ever carried out
I mean, that would be shattering the veneer of civility, that’s just a step too far for the DNC
They made a serious effort to spread and it didn’t pan out as well as they thought
USAans, when regulations have been stripped across the board resulting in bad produce: Clearly, this is fake food made in a lab!
You are currently president
New site tagline
The fact that it was ever even a contest is more terrifying than a thousand Cthulus
This is bad news
My stitches still hurt when I laugh and this shit is just too funny
Batman replaces Alfred all the time!
Usually it’s with someone else’s kid, but who am I to judge Gotham’s richest bachelor?
It just ended actually
This is just the surgery meds wearing off and I’m about to wake up, safe at home and with all my wounds healed…