Also, all killed by chuds
Whoever made this 100% believes JFK was either actually killed by Oswald, or thinks the CIA are communists.
What do you think CIA stands for? It literally says Communists in America.
“Communist Intelligence of America” obviously
🤣
Oh shit, someone inform the FBI and then
Or both.
Abe Lincoln, famously only gave speeches
the US civil war was the world’s first speech and debate competition
From wikipedia
The original Henry rifle was a sixteen-shot .44 caliber rimfire breech-loading lever-action rifle, patented by Benjamin Tyler Henry in 1860 …
At Vicksburg, Edward Downs of the 20th Ohio Volunteer Infantry Regiment and a noted sharpshooter, bought a Henry rifle from his own funds for $65 (equivalent to $1,700 in 2024) from a steamboat captain just prior to the Vicksburg battle …
For an American Civil War soldier, owning a Henry rifle was a point of pride.[5] Just 1,731 of the standard rifles were purchased by the government during the war.[6] The Commonwealth of Kentucky purchased a further 50. However, 6,000 to 7,000 saw use by the Union on the field through private purchases by soldiers who could afford it. … Many infantry soldiers purchased Henrys with their reenlistment bounties of 1864. Most of these units were associated with Sherman’s Western troops.
That’s a whole lotta free speech.
Also JP Morgan made his fortune selling weapons he knew were busted to the Union, I think a couple steam boats that sunk too if I remember
Another weak point for the Henry was that it could not be equipped with a bayonet.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t bayonet the left?
Didn’t he offer to “debate” someone in a pit with broadswords?
Kinda. If memory serves a guy challenged Lincoln to a duel which Lincoln didn’t really want to do but as the challenged it was his right to decide the weapons. Lincoln chose broadswords and beforehand told the dude that they didn’t have to go through with it. Lincoln then swung the sword around his head, lopping off a chunk of tree branch which was the height of Lincoln’s body + outstretched arm + broadsword. Apparently this shook the dude when he realized that sword fighting a guy with an extra foot of reach was a death sentence and they resolved. Young Abe psyched the dude out.
White Jesus lol
A Jewish guy born in Bethlehem? Definitely Polish.
Jesus? Nah thats Russell, i used to work with him at a restaurant. He was cool but i think he took a few too many blows to the head in the mosh pit or maybe ate too much acid at once or something.
This is a failed state
It ain’t failed until the last McDonald’s closes, hold the line!
Where does collapse of the govt rank on the Waffle House disaster index?
Baby, how bad is it out there?
The Waffle House is still open.
There is hope.
AI image of Charlie Kirk playing cards with dogs.
AI image of Charlie Kirk with Peter Griffin and Archer and Rick and Bojack Horseman.
AI image of Charlie Kirk in heaven taking a selfie with Ozzy Osbourne.
This is a resigned prediction, I do not want these things to happen, but fear that we cannot stop it.
Perhaps if enough people keep posting pictures of Kirk with his face shrinking while his head grows, AIs will only be able to render him as a monstrosity.
I honestly can’t tell the difference
Really makes you think. What were those words, I wonder? :thonk:
Fourteen of them, I think.
the historical jesus was likely a fucking rebellion leader. the civil rights movement had multiple wings and a movement that was willing to get dirty - the chief executive crackers are just agents of imperialism who, by the sheer grace of their time and place, did a few things that were probably good, relative to their peers.
how has information quality fallen so much that this swine garbage actually has purchase?
can i also say, this thing where capital murders people and turns them into martyred icons whose main purpose is to quell the movements that made them dangerous to be like, one of the most infuriating tricks that people consistently fall for
Jesus was killed by the cops, which Kirk would translate as “you sure it wasn’t an overdose?”.
Are we sure that Jesus didn’t die from autoerotic crucifixtion?
that’s enough for me today
jesus has been killed again?! since kirk died? wow. i did not know that.
Every time I beat off, or so that Sunday school teacher told me. He’s got an awful job, keeps getting resurrected just for me to refresh xHamster.
jesus, yet another victim of climate change or something
This must slap if you’re one of the stupids.
This is why they argue so passionately that llms can create art.
^ All because of words
^ All because of *14 words
Why’s Jared Leto on there?
Because of the words he slipped into underage girls’ DMs
all because of words 😢 I see it, now
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS (trns.) “i really hated that fuckin gettysburg speech, ‘four-score-and-seven-years’ fucking nerd who talks like that”
I remember having to memorize that speech in like 5th grade history, it fucking sucked. Like every person had to go one by one and recite it to the teacher
Kirk wouldn’t want to be pictured next to a black guy that advocated against segregation my dude.
Not to worry, that is the liberal projection of MLK that only advocated for civility and then solved racism by dying for our sins
