VILenin [he/him]

Yes it’s me, Vladimir Lenin. :i-was-sayingI-was-saying

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020

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  • I feel immensely lucky to have a job where I can do nearly nothing for most of the time and there’s not a goddamn thing any micromanaging asshole can do about it

    >drive to airport

    >meet crew, exchange pleasantries

    >preflight briefing, we’re ready, let’s rock and roll

    >plane checks out, board the pax

    >call for pushback, get us out of here

    >taxi taxi taxi

    >cleared for takeoff, thrust set, lfg

    >climb to cruise, deal with asshole controller

    >coast out over Pacific Ocean

    >12 hours of nothing

    >pull out novel and crossword puzzles

    >position report every hour

    >shoot the shit with other planes over the radio

    >relief time, clocking out of consciousness

    >relief time, back in the hot seat

    >1 more hour for crosswords

    >coast in to China, approach briefing, let’s land this thing

    >touch down, taxi in, everybody get off

    >breeze through crew customs line

    >get in van to hotel

    >eat sleep repeat