Mint is the hardiest most invasivest shit ever and like I cannot stress enough how quickly and vigorously it grows. If you ever need mint just like root a cutting and plant it and give it some fertilizer like once a week and you’ll have more mint than anybody could ever need for their entire lifetime

I transplanted a basketball sized mint plant into a bigger pot two weeks ago and it’s quintupled in size with leaves the size of my hand. I literally do not know what to do with it. I offered like a pound of it to my weed dealer and you know what he said? nah he’s trying to kill the shit growing around his house

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    33
    ·
    28 days ago

    Anywhere offering to sell you Mint is a scam. You can download the image directly from the website.

    It’s a great distro and don’t be shamed by elitists for using it. There’s no need to switch to something more complicated if it does everything you need

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    28 days ago

    I feel this way about all spices. Oh also green onions can be harvested a billion times if done properly, you’ll never run out. Thank me later

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      28 days ago

      They don’t taste nearly as good after a while, since the onion flavour comes from sulfur in the soil which it utilizes to make itself too pungent for (most) herbivores to eat.

      Eventually, in the same soil, the onion stalks will get milder and milder, until there’s no more sulfur in the soil. Onions (not just green) grown in soil entirely absent of sulfur will be sweet (esp if the cultivar was sweet to begin with)

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    28 days ago

    Ok but counterpoint why do my incredibly thriving hanging pots of mints inevitably become a home for massive amounts of aphids, huh?

    I’m honestly just annoyed they love my mint specifically, haven’t even had an issue on them on tomatoes, or other herbs. Spraying them because this is generally just the stuff I grow on my balcony and I can’t be arsed to try and introduce predators when they won’t stick around. LEAVE MY MINT ALONE

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netBannedOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      27 days ago

      You could maybe try immersing the plants with water for a few hours so the aphids die or leave and then try to prevent them from coming back with neem oil or pyrethrins if you’re not afraid of pesticides (i figure there’s so many carcinogens everywhere else why not spray a little poison on the food yea but my mint has basically 0 bugs on it, just all up in the soil)

      • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        27 days ago

        I have some spinosad but it doesn’t really work on aphids, gonna have to get some neem concentrate soon and just spray them off or something regularly for now. I just don’t understand why they like the mint so much specifically, enough to get up to my high as hell balcony

  • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    28 days ago

    I dunno it depends. My mom said they grow very quickly in our garden. I said they multiply so bad I heard people regret planting them because they are like invesive, she said no they don’t grow that quick

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    28 days ago

    I must have the opposite of a green thumb because I’ve tried to grow mint the last couple years and I’ve never gotten it to grow. I hear people talk about the minty nightmare and my plant barely grows enough to make a single mojito

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netBannedOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      28 days ago

      Literally just put it in some potting mix and give it a small dose of miracle grow once a week. Water it every day (make sure the pot drains through and it isn’t just sitting in water though) and give it full sunlight

      Idk what else there would be to do, that’s all im doing

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        28 days ago

        That’s what I thought I’ve been doing, I dunno though. Maybe I’ll try with a bigger pot, I thought I gave them enough room but I don’t know much about plants. I’ll give it another shot, maybe this year I’ll get more than one mojito out of it haha

  • rando895@lemmygrad.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    28 days ago

    I bought a house and put in a garden. It turns out there is a not very tasty/nice smelling variety of mint all through the lawn. It constantly creeps into the garden beds and I have no idea what to do at this point other than just keep pulling it up.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      27 days ago

      this

      There are some varieties of mint that are really nice for cooking with or even just chewing on. The mint that sprawls across our community gardens is definitely not that kind.

      • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netBannedOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        27 days ago

        That sucks, mine smells amazing and with all the fertilizer it’s got these huge sexy leaves. I just don’t know what to do with it because all i really use it for at work is souvlaki and like Cuban pork before i started doing the vegan stuff

        I would plant it in my yard and just have a sexy ass mint yard but i feel like my neighbors would not like it when it inevitably sends runners under the road and driveway

        • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          27 days ago

          We have anise hyssop, catnip, and henbit that all are really useful, but our mints are mostly just weedy.

          Can I have some of your mint for my indoor planters?