The average treatlerite amerikkkan and 40k ork Boyz have a lot in common. They both love dakka, both love warfare, both love giant loud smoke spewing vehicles, both hate anyone/thing that isn’t orky/murican, both follow the biggest loudest guy they can find, the similarities are endless

Edit: Amerikkkans are more driven by malice than orkz, also orkz are braver and just wanna krump in a good fight and Amerikkkans get scared when they can’t call in a tactical UberEats delivery

Lmao is this a bit

Maybe hate wasn’t the best word to use there, I can’t say I’m upset about more people being anti-american. Normally my anti-american stance gets a lot of pushback from people so it’s been nice to have people agree that America sucks.

I am frustrated that the people around me didn’t/don’t care about all the objectively evil shit the amerikkkan empire has done all over the globe, but the second there’s the slightest hint of amerikkka bringing that evil to them they’re up in arms. They have no problem with benefiting from being a lapdog of empire, they only oppose it being aimed at them.

BO from people who don’t wash themselves. Common enough in certain circles (MtG, Warhammer, etc) that some stores/tournaments will put up signs like these:

In Canada and Europe, I would guess leftists could get a lot of mileage out of “what are we, a bunch of ignorant Americans?”

I hate how well this could work, the largest (only?) pillar of Canadian “identity” is not being American, just look at how riled up people got with the 51st state rhetoric

Yea I learned my lesson from asoiaf, I’m fine waiting until a series is finished so I don’t end up waiting for the end of a story that won’t come

Now that I think about it an unfinished series was what killed my childhood interest in Star Wars. That and the whole legends/canon fiasco (young me was very invested in the Star Wars EU and was not happy about changes to canon lol)

Real “but auschwitz had a swimming pool” vibes

It’s funny that he played with it long enough to kneecap the conservatives in the upcoming election and hasn’t really brought it up since.

It’s endlessly funny to me that America built up the largest military the world has ever seen, one that’s built around all these high-tech cutting edge wunderweapons, and it didn’t once occur to them that they should have the ability to actually produce the fucking things under less-than-perfect conditions (say if your goal is eventually declaring war on the county that sells you the basic building blocks needed for every weapon more complex than a bayonet)

I still think capitalism is the great filter

lmfao I just saw a cybertruck (still rare in my area) and it already looks discolored from road salt.

Also the hubcaps were misaligned and wobbling all over the place

My holy Grail of chick tracts is the one about dungeons and dragons. It’s one of the discontinued ones though so there’s virtually no chance of collecting on the street like the rest I have

Like many things it’s ruined by capitalism.

In theory I have no problem with those who have painful terminal illness choosing to go out on their own terms with peace and dignity.

In practice it’s just Kkklanadian Aktion T4

Let them eat cake chase eggs

Don’t forget

УУУРААА ЛОКОМОТИВ!!!

Lokomotiv beat Avangard 6-2 thanks to a couple of empty net goals late in the third! The Railwaymen now lead the series 2-1!

Lokomotiv and Avangard will play game 4 in Omsk on Thursday April 17!

Tow truck driver?

You don’t even need to fedpost about it, leave a cybertruck long enough and it’ll spontaneously fedpost

Thanks to Calvinism (and other factors) American “Christianity” is it’s own religion that wears the mask of Christianity like a flayed skin

This is not an endorsement of Christianity but American Christians specifically fail to uphold basically every single one of Christ’s teachings

Still not enough dakka