I didn’t have any bread to bring him but I had plenty of roses

0.999…=1 because it’s funny that people get so mad about it

Do eyes spontaneously appear and vanish as things are dis/assembled? Do sets of eyes indicate distinct consciousnesses, and what happens to each consciousness as its body parts are combined or separated?

What do I stab to make the machine bleed out faster?

Did the toilet parts have eyes before being combined into a finished toilet? What critical mass of size or function is necessary for a thing to deserve eyes?

The supreme court has no explicit constitutional mechanism or authority to enforce their decisions, so they literally made one up, the idea that when they declare a law unconstitutional it just suddenly stops being a law.

Everyone just goes along with it because the whole country was designed from the ground up to prevent good things and only elect people who want to prevent good things. But there’s literally no reason the rest of the government couldn’t just go “thanks for your opinion but we don’t gaf”

The government doesn’t want you to know this, but the scotus seats at the park are free. You can just sit people in them. I have filled 487 scotus seats.

Weka is a bird, weta is a bug, how many other animals did the kiwis name “we*a”?

Turok Evolution is the one and only time I’ve actively regretted a $5 purchase

The only thing I could call traditionally “feminine” there is the fact that the horrible meat cloak kind of looks like a lace veil.

Anyway, fun fact, Black Diablos are canonically all female because they’re just regular Diablos that turned black because they’re in heat.

How did Kent State not radicalize this motherfucker even more than it did

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!”

I want to be good at what I do, to exercise my talents and make stuff. In that sense I suppose I want to do special things, because anything I do is the unique confluence of my entire life. But I don’t care about getting fame or glory or riches out of it, I care about satisfying my own curiosity and creativity, and anyone who helps along the way deserves credit too because they were part of that confluence.

But I also want everyone freed up to be able to exercise their own talents and do cool shit too, so in that sense I don’t want what I do to be particularly special. I’m unfathomably lucky in a lot of ways and I hate that so many other cool people never really get a shot because of being born on the wrong side of a fucking map line or whatever.

SnS is great, it’s just that it’s like bringing a workhorse truck to a fancy car show. Not flashy but it’ll do any job you need it to.

Yeah, but that’s kinda like reducing fighting games to “just win the match.” The idea is that you find the boss fights themselves fun and you want to get better at it.

What a pretty bug, every stage looks cool

monster hunter is the only game series where you can bludgeon dragons to death with a 200lb bagpipe

take advantage of this opportunity

I think that’s a raspberry actually

unpainted lego heads