https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1alupzp/joe_biden_is_currently_losing_the_election/
Gotta say. I’m looking at Michigan and seeing him down 1.8% to Trump and all I can think is “Where could you find 1.8% of the vote in Michigan, I wonder?” Ah well. Only real solution is be more bipartisan with Fascists, I guess.
I’ll have to grant them this. Biden executing Trump WOULD be insanely funny. Complete spineless garbage his entire presidency, then does the ballsiest move since the assassination of Caesar.
I want Biden himself to pull the lever on Trump’s electric chair. Then he’ll say “Looks like you’re uh, you’re… you know.” An aide whispers in Biden’s ear. “You’re fired, jack”
if he’s gonna lose anyway, might as well. the blueMAGA facebook dads commenting that “the Penalty for Treason is DEATH” could be on to something.
Character development.
no more half measures walter
I’m sure the comment saying Biden can kill Trump isn’t against the reddit terms of service even though saying slaves can kill slaveowners is.
I got perma-banned for saying that boomers should hurry up and die already.
Permabanned for saying the actual truth. Smdh
Only a
ninjabourgeois can kill aninjabourgeois
This is what these people think is funny and it sounds exactly like us making fun of them trying to sound funny.
What if we did the racist lib guy from Get Out but unironically
God emperor hunter biden was definitely a bit here
what if epic grandpa said ‘mr trump your fired sir’. maybe that’d get headlines instead of this whole genocide thing for a while.
where could you find 1.8% of the vote in Michigan, I wonder?
don’t worry, liberals on
told me that Arab-Americans are only 2% of voters in Michigan so Biden can afford to alienate themAm I wrongin thinking we need to leak tapes of Biden calling Trump a sick fuck to boost numbers
lmao why would that move the needle in any direction?
They think the public perception of Biden is that he’s woke incarnate, he’s weak, and he’s too nice. That’s always what liberals think their own problem is, that they’re too nice. It’s often why Democrats will do a sudden show of force shortly after office. Like Clinton’s crime bill or Obama overthrowing Libya
Which is funny because Biden comes off as a total asshole and constantly hostile. Where does this “nice guy Biden” meme come from anyway, the dude has yelled and jabbed his finger and been thrown more insults than any other politician in the US. The dude is constantly yelling at people calling them “fat” and “dog faced pony soldier” and beating his fist on the table calling for more Israeli funding.
When the average Brandon hating American imagines Biden they don’t see a pleasant kind old man. They see a belligerent and senile one.
I think there’s a shred of recognition here. They realise that a lack of any radical policy and ideology cripple them, but since they can’t have that, they think performance of radicalism will help.
It would be about as effective as the deplorables stuff.
How does it compare to pokemon go to the polls?
gotta update the reference. Something like “you’ve heard of Palworld, how about Pal-give-voting-a-whirl?”
But yknow, better
Geno-Side with the Democrats!
That won’t work. Too close to them actually acknowledging it
pure gold!
Liberal thought process: HRC lost because she was too civil and appeared weak compared to Trump’s incivility. Therefore if
Genocide JoeDark Brandon appears incivil he can achieved ‘based status’, as the zoomers say, and get votes from the portion of the electorate who only wishes to vote for a strong man who will create good timesA peek inside the neoliberal mind
leak Biden saying “I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked, I’ll buy you a sick truck I’ll buy you some new tits, I’ll get you that nip-tuck How you start a family? The condom slipped up I’m a sick fuck, I’m inappropriate I like hearin’ stories, I like that ho shit I wanna hear mo’ shit, I like the ho shit Send me some mo’ shit, you triflin’ ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch) You’re such a fuckin’ ho, I love it (I love it) You’re such a fuckin’ ho, I love it (I love it)” and they might have a chance
We need leaked tapes of Biden going full
mode.
“we need to leak tapes of Biden calling Trump a sick fuck”
How about he just says that?? Trumps said much worse proudly and publicly and theyre fantasizing over Biden giving this vanilla ass clap back in private.
Also that wouldn’t matter at all and nobody would think it’s cool
“What if we spread a rumor that Biden called Trump a poopyhead and shitlord”
True, but these people are actually that lame.
doing any of these would be extremely funny and probably more effective than what they’re currently doingThe flip side of this is Trump threatening to put Biden in jail, which I also would love to see.
I just think it is incredibly funny to think that “maybe we need to leak tapes of our presidential candidate saying that his opponent is not a good person” is some wild new election strategy.
New Phenomenon: Liberal-Tankism. When you do Marxism-Leninism but in the name preserving the status quo!
(actually it’s just fascism)
I thought liberal tankism is when you support tanks rolling in on parliament to uphold the drunkard you picked to head the state that used to be your ideological enemy.
Bluefash, if you will.
This one’s got legs. Could be a Hexbearism within a week
Hold on, let them cook. They want to move the Overton window to “French Revolution,” let them normalise political violence for people other than the fascists who are already all doing it all the time. That civility shit is one of the largest stopping blocks for anything cool happening in the imperial core.
Extremism in Defense of Liberty Is No Vice
I for one would love for Liberals to actually fucking live up to the ideals of Robespierre just fucking once.
“And I do narrowly agree that it would be helpful if people who care deeply about the climate and Palestine would stop criticizing the candidate who is better on their issues and instead criticize his opponent. But there’s very little evidence that “people who would prefer it if Joe Biden were more left-wing” is a large block of people or that defections from this group are a serious problem.”
From the article itself lol.
“most likely, I think, a communications strategy that involves a stronger presence of Joe Biden and other members of his administration in the media, delivering messages precision-targeted at crossover voters.”
Going after those Trump voters my God this is what radicalized me. Trying the same stupid strategy decade after decade and consistently eating shit.
But there’s very little evidence that “people who would prefer it if Joe Biden were more left-wing” is a large block of people or that defections from this group are a serious problem."
51% of 2020 Biden voters think Biden is committing genocide. These people are fucking delusional, and it’s their fault we’re gonna get another Trump term.
The problem with going after those voters isn’t that you can’t sway them, clearly you can, the problem is that anything and anyone can sway them at any time for any random reason because people who switch between Trump and Biden are complete morons who do not operate on normal people calculus.
Running Hunter is probably the best idea they’ve had. Not that it’s a high bar.
first dude in the white house, that’s my president and he rocks
I’d only vote for him if Chet Hanks runs as his VP
i don’t even know who that is but that dude’s name rocks
The son of Tom Hanks, he’s a real dude, just out there bein a guy. He’s the White Boy Summer guy.
“We” :inigo-montoya:
We nominate an heir. All hail president Hunter.
The irony of them saying this when Hillary was handed the 2016 nomination in 2008 when she dropped out, and after she failed Dementia Joe was propped up.
