Can someone please dig out the deer song from my brain with a screwdriver

All of my thoughts are currently しかのこのこのここしたんたん

Deciding to base my entire ideology on a book of stereotypes I got taught in 2nd grade

I thought the accusation was that the Cubans had some kind of sound wave guns

imagining Biden pouring powder into an old timey flintlock pistol

Trump is a psychopathic cult leader running a campaign of lies, defamation, and retribution. He aspires to be the US’s first authoritarian leader, and wants to turn the nation into a nuclear armed Switzerland.

This is one of the funniest liberal panics I’ve ever read. Usually they’d compare Trump to Mussolini or Putin or whatever, not Switzerland lmao. Authoritarian Trump is going to force the economy to focus on chocolate and cuckoo clocks. He’s going to nuke America’s greatest and oldest enemy, Austria.

what’s ligma balls

Biden could build abortion clinics on federal land right now

The president can only do good things with monumental effort

The president can do bad things easily without problem

Libs are still on about Trump drinking water with 2 hands? Completely indistinct from chuds screaming about Obama’s tan suit.

Strategic anti-CIA brain surgery

Listening to people younger than yourself also keeps you grounded in the present. Too many people get stuck in the past, or get isolated from wider society. I really don’t want to become a detached old person, that’s one of my greatest fear. I don’t ever want to have the feeling that time has passed me by and I’ll never understand the world.

I haven’t had that feeling so far, thankfully. You’re right about younger people needing mentors and stuff, I hadn’t seen it much from that angle. I think older people need to listen to younger folk as well, to keep them grounded in reality. Younger people aren’t aliens out to ruin society and they’re not naive confused toddlers either. They’re people sharing the present and we don’t need to have such a generational gulf or apprehension if we’re all on Earth and alive at the same time.

why would vaush show any interest in me? I’m not a child

substory where kiryu tries to fix va*sh and make him normal but fails, gives up and instead just beats him up several times outside of the Poppo mart

Is this like a personal defense sword someone might carry around the countryside?

I don’t think it’s a calvary sword. It’s got fancy engravings but I don’t know how common that was on swords in the 18th century. I think it was It was kind of uncommon on personal defense swords in the 17th century unless you were some rich dude

I tend to like the young folk and identify with them way more than people my age, not in a creepy way I hope. Probably because I don’t have kids and am terminally online. I’m optimistic about everything. I don’t think there’s anything about younger people I fundamentally don’t understand.

I don’t get sending huge amounts of money to streamers, but I also don’t have huge piles of money to throw around.

I actually like how younger people are going more minimalist in their fashion taste. Lots of reappropriation of stereotypical work clothes, like Dickies pants, overalls, stuff like that. That’s a neat trend I’ve noticed.

Also, a lot of people are saying that Gen z are a lot cooler than our predecessor politically.

This is what’s said about every young generation. I don’t mean to rain on your parade or anything, but young people being more progressive than previous generations has been a staple of the US since at least the 1950s. Boomers were at one point considered radicals who threatened to overthrow all of society. It’s what got said about Gen X too and Millennials.

Progressive young people tend to either acclimate or die off, but we still gotta have hope. I really hope younger folk can get it together and decide on a better future.

Liberals in general treat politics as prayer and ritual to a pantheon of polytheistic gods. You must perform the Biden voting sacrament or else the nefarious Putin will ruin this year’s grape harvest.

Reminds me of in 2020 I saw a post detailing Elizabeth Warren’s platforms and one of the bulletpoints was simply “Healthcare”

Normal person is old white man getting arrested for harassing a school board

Not normal is when gay person

Height of comedy. Also there’s gotta be something going on with right wing self-image, or maybe just who they’re trying to appeal to. I remember in 2016 the image they tried to project was hip, cool type of internet racist who knows memes. Now with this and the stupid Mr. Birchum show it’s like their self-image is instead very grumpy impotent old man.

Their ideal image is of a befuddled old man who doesn’t understand anything and annoys everyone. An old man who complains a lot but never accomplishes or changes anything, that’s who they see themselves as. Also this guy is like 65 years old with a teenage daughter in high school? Pardon?

Communism is when no iPhone

Wait, communism is when slightly less good iPhone