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The sixth busiest airport in the world, surrounded by hazardous terrain and military bases, 1600+ flights per day.

China before communism.

Dox that baby and put it in a pelican mouth.

Rebranded Mickey Mouse is the real shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6VOgmv9-c

They say Afrikaaner, can you believe that? These are not the best people, folks. They can’t even spell Africa so I said let’s send them to Texas where they don’t need to be able to read. The helicopters sure as hell don’t care if they’re literate.

We must help South Africa with its white farmers by sending them to Texas. It’s very hot, a very sad place- no electricity NO FUTURE. I hear they hunt Boers from helicopters there and I say BYE-BYE BOER!

Such a remarkable amount of energy. Each m³ of soil is like 1000-2500kg in weight. It throws that around like it’s nothing.

I’m glad at least SOMEONE still cares about Easter. Everyone else conveniently stopped celebrating on 21 April.

The early episodes of the first season are where it drags. That’s where it’s trying to adapt straight from the novel instead of making its own narrative. Especially during the second season you see the larger effects beyond the Guilty Remnant.

I watched it before COVID, during it, and after. That’s the thing that convinced me it was the best. It asks all the questions that broke people’s minds during COVID and then asks how those can even be answered in a world without meaning. Justin Theroux’s performance, especially in those dream sequence episodes, is on par with Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Post-apocalyptia is my genre and originally made me watch/judge it, but after living through a collapse it’s the only post-apocalyptic media I can think of which humanistically portrays what that feels like.

It’s so beautiful. The writing, acting, and score are a step above anything else on TV and most films. The pacing can be awkward but this show is uniquely emotionally resonant for me and the way it handles the subject is fascinating.

Mandatory plug for The Leftovers, an HBO drama that’s my favourite show of all time: (cw: suicide, sex) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLT3YUALJno

It’s a secular version of Left Behind which critically interprets Christian mythology in an absurdist world. 2% of the world’s population disappears and the series follows the psychosocial collapse that causes. The portrayal of faith and Christian themes is so much more interesting when they aren’t trying to sell it. There’s a scene where a wayward priest confronts someone who might be god and it’s one of the best dialogues on television because the show spent two seasons making him Job and giving him reasons to hate god, something Christian media is totally unwilling to honestly portray because it’d offend their audience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0KHjAJXDv4

The body of Christ, the hyperlipidemic blood of Christ

Parks are a good place to organise. I want to get my local DSA chapter doing similar outings because public green space can be such a focal point for radicalisation. Plus people should see socialists as people who give a shit about the big picture of their community.

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I think it’s a way to sell a smaller, cheaper toy in a smaller, cheaper package. The company has been struggling if I’m not mistaken and enshittification probably hit them too.

I kinda wanna see how he opens a soda can on the first try.

Dickbutt: more dick or butt?

Fuck woke. I’ve been writing Nintendo daily for YEARS demanding Catholic Mario Kart and they do NOT reply to REAL Catholics.