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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to politics@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

King Charles’ Funeral Plans Unveiled Amid His Cancer Battle

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King Charles’ Funeral Plans Unveiled Amid His Cancer Battle

www.intouchweekly.com

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to politics@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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King Charles III’s funeral plans have been unveiled amid his battle with pancreatic cancer, and the palace is ready to put Operation Menai Bridge in place.
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  • Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I take it that the herbs and potions aren’t working

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      Are you suggesting that the royal court homeopath is not doing his job?

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    oh fucking lol it’s pancreatic cancer?

    it’d be so funny if england went straight from the oldest queen ever to a monarch dying every other year

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      At this rate our comrades won’t have to kill any of the royals themselves, they’ll do it for them!

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      It will be even funnier if it turns out that that that Rose Cholmondeley whatever’s first kid was actually William’s, he marries her to legitimize the bastard after Kate gets truss-the-plan’d and the Poms start a whole new war of succession

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        Charles’ coffin is being paraded into the Abbey and suddenly Rains of Castamere starts playing.

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      Parasitic lich Liz had to drain the life expectancy of every future royal for the next 200 years to get as old as she did, this is the natural consequence

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    two royals having cancer at the same time? has putin finally perfected his cancer gun?

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      Secret agenttruss-the-plan will not stop until the royal line has been put in the ground.

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      Putin perfecting the cancer gun and only using it on a 90 year old inbred monarch is a good bit

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      It’s Moscow Syndrome

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    How many days will the country shut down for this time?

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      1 minute of optional silence

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      They should shut it down forever until we can figure out what the hell is going on in Britain

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    Bro is gonna die before the new banknotes even enter circulation.

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    crab-party crab-party crab-party The crabs are ready.

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    They gonna fling his plague corpse into Russia?

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    get a load of this

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    charles-agony stalin-gun-1 :pizza-dance

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    die binch

    Death to America

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      Death to the UK too

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    I thought latest fad was to lock yourself in your tesla and drive in to your ranch lake but maybe its just an amerikkkan thing

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    Can’t he just jump to Thames himself and save everyone that hassle?

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    lmao

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      “work of the royal family”

      Standing at a fancy garden party for 45 minutes to say hello to rich pedophiles. That’s their job

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        you forgot refusing royal assent for laws that cut into their earnings

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        The job of the royals is to show up at fancy and respectable events and go “oh well isn’t this interesting and important”. That and to invite the richest pedophiles in the land to private hunting parties.

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    anti-thatcher-action crab-party inshallah

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    Bankrupt yourselves with serial billion dollar funerals and crownings yessss hahaha

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