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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netBanned to politics@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Hamas is so powerful they can do fifteen 9/11's at once

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Hamas is so powerful they can do fifteen 9/11's at once

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netBanned to politics@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man’s brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

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    You know, New York’s only like 5% of the US population. So New York’s 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

    Israel’s 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

    Really makes you think.

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      To lower Manhattan, 9/11 was 870 9/11s

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    that’s as many as 30 bushes

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      And that’s terrible

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          135/11 It’d decimalize more neatly if Bush and the saudis would’ve picked a day of the month that wasn’t prime. Its really mathematics 9/11

          Edit: come to think of it when it was only 11 9/11s it would’ve reduced neatly to 9, why couldn’t those monsters in HAMAS stopped there. This was their true crime

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            We need to print some 135/11 Never Forget t-shirts.

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    something something usian measurements

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      Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11

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    this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus

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    I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

    Also now do Gaza

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      Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.

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        many whites are saying this

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          however, white opinions don’t matter

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      Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn’t a war crime/s

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      Your brain on nationalism

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    The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:

    “Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them lol and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we’ll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!”

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      Oh no! Hamas has achieved True Ultra Instinct! goku-halal

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    Kaio ken times fifteen! biden-rember

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    i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      worse, you ruined a piece of perfectly good asparagus

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    "Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it’s been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country’s done internationally ever since. grillman

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      bruh im just tryna cook fr fr shawty hits ipad

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