Am I too late to ask you a question?
Nope, go ahead
That was my question, thanks!
I’VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
I smell great, that smell is your conscience
Who?
Hoo
Hoom
Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
It’s owl poop
I’ll dip YOU in gravy
Neener neener!
Hoohoo or hoothoot?
Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?
Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
I peck the keys
Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
Gasp that’s lewd
You know me I’m a lude dude
How are you feeling?
Y r u soggy ?
I didn’t bathe
Is it piss?
No
maybe
How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?
How many licks to get to the center of your mom
GOTTEM’!!!
Terrible thing to read as I’m hanging out with my mom.
Do you have rat bones in your feces
Owl, what do you stand for?
Free Benis for all
What about bean usury? The bean oversight committee has rolled back all beanis consumer protections!!
I said free Benis not beanis sheesh.