I thought they were Felynes, but “Palico” is their job?

Capitalist who stands to make millions or even billions from latest scam says latest scam is great. More news at 11.

Ah good. I’ve seen liberal word salad that is close to this, but never quite on this level. Yet.

All we need is a good strong army of goths and they’re finished.

I know liberals hate actually defining the words they use and love using their own personal meaning for everything, but this is barely a step above baby babble.

You very clearly didn’t want to be there either. The whole time you looked like you would rather be somewhere else. What other things could you have done with your evening instead?

A can of water is what happens when a group of suits focus test merchandise to be as “inoffensive” and have as much “mass appeal” as possible.

Wow, NAFO is so fucking astroturfed, they really don’t even try to hide it, do they?

The amount of times Megatron was willing to forgive Starscream shows an incredible amount of patience and compassion.

Could it be that entry level positions require 12 years experience and don’t even offer a living wage? No, it must be because the kids these days are lazy.

I have no idea what they teach in political science classes, but I honestly think that they could get a better understanding of politics from playing Paradox games than whatever they teach in them. The way they talk it just seems to be “ignore every single actual bit of useful information about politics and use big words to cover up the fact that you have a toddler’s understanding of politics.”

It’s not corruption if it is all perfectly legal after all. If you plebians don’t like it, just vote with your wallets!

Yeah, it does feel like it is picked for memorability and repeatability, just used as an empty floating signifier that just means “bad things” so the audience can attribute whatever specific meaning they want onto it, and the fact that this has picked up steam suddenly out of nowhere does make it seem like the US is trying to manufacture consent for something.

Cares about the environment ✅

Beats up the rich ✅

Could easily pick me up and carry me around without effort ✅

NGL, she does tick a lot of boxes for me. I’m well aware of how cringe it is though.

It would explain why your ads are so damn intrusive and abundant, but that could also just be due to a lack of regulation of them as well.

Has very similar vibes to “SOS Cuba” for sure. Are you worried the US might try some false flag or something in the region, since Taiwan doesn’t seem to be willing to destroy themselves for US profits atm?

I’ve heard that US corporations will use the Philippines as focus testing for their most intrusive ads. It’s only hearsay though, and probably not strictly true.

Huh. That’s actually an angle on their stubbornness I hadn’t considered.

Look, all I’m saying is, voting in the Emperor was a necessary evil to prevent JarJar from becoming leader of the galaxy, he was embarrassing and was a far worse option really.

It’s in honour of the first Italian man to crawl across the bridge.