We’ve got to close the scallion gap!
Another incredible achievement of socialism
but an onionIt’s a good day for onions
Everyday is a good day for onions.
My Grandma always says “As long as you have onions, you can make a meal”
well fuck, turns out inframaterialism is real
Damn, I’m a monarchist now
God Save the Onion King
What if there was the Mandate of Heaven, but the mandate was to make something yummy?
there has never been a greater existential threat to the future of American liberty
“We found him where he sprouted, plotting a garden coup d’etat, in carrot stick and celery stalk menage-a-mirepoix”
great man theory
great onion praxisHmmmmm… Hmmmmm…
My god, That’s a nice onion.
That looks like the perfect amount of green onion for one bowl of egg noodle soup
look at that delicious plant
approved.
