I still want to see Donald and Joe have that pushup contest.

How Trump Won: 13 Young, Undecided Voters

Damn. The election was that close?

I am old.

Do they really do that in that movie?

Sounds like Jesus with a fetish.

For the first time ever, bad people will hold power in America.

Authoritarianism.

There are Star Trek room parties?

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I don’t get it.

more and more people are saying this

I’m referencing this.

My mom is one kind of raccoon and my dad is the other. That way I can pretend to be either, as convenient.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

What’s the feminine version of JD?

I’m also on drugs.

yuge

i hope to god nothing happens to kevin bacon

I’m not a Buddhist.

My uncle was a stunt double for the giant testicles scenes.