alfred, stop bombing palestinians!

It’s an apt description though. Alfred enables Batman to go around beating poor people nearly to death. Biden enables all sorts of organizations to do the same.

omg sooberhero reference

The only choices here are allowing an old man with dementia access to batman’s armaments, or the joker, no other alternatives so rest easy when alfred accidentally lands the bat jet on a school bus because there’s nothing you could have done sweaty

If Alfred is stroking out over the Batcomputer and sending the Batwing to bomb the children of Crime Alley, then yes, you do replace him

It’s why Robin exists in the first place!

I asked how many children Alfred had facilitated the murder of and why the Joker was even allowed to run with his 34 felony convictions and got some wishy-washy lib bullshit about how it’s a lot of people’s fault so it’s nobody’s fault vote alfred

You can’t spell Joeker without Joe

🤓 just like my mooovies. Cheeto is jus like the you know who, biden is dumbeldore. Hillary is the chosen one.

Here’s a more apt media comparison.

The GOP is M Bison and the closest thing we have to any opposition to Shadaloo is the dems: the political equivalent of Dan Hibiki. Our so-called “saviors” are IRL comic relief characters at best.

Who’s Batman in this scenario?

The bombs killing Palestinian kids?

Seeing how far some libs are willing to go to batman for Joe

Also this is actual ableism, not “biden should drop out because his brain is melting,” comparing THAT to Alfred because Alfred is old is ageism lol get fucked libs

libs would be enamored with the subservient relationship between a british butler and a rich corporate heir

Are any Dems accepting that we’re all fucked either way and figuring out that they need militant street organization to have a chance in hell of surviving this?

This is actually really smart and good political analysis because obviously the real world is exactly like Batman