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I did nothing illegal … Its also nothing sex related.
I DIDNT KILL SOMEONE.
This is a really weird way to come out as one-eighth Dutch on your mother’s side.
I did nothing illegal … Its also nothing sex related.
I DIDNT KILL SOMEONE.
This is a really weird way to come out as one-eighth Dutch on your mother’s side.
THE EMPEROR’S CLOTHES ARE RESPLENDENT! NOW GET BACK IN LINE, PLEBIANS!
Havana stutter cold
FBI crime statistics, but for President-on-President violence
Failing that, Biden reenacting the time that Saddam had half of the Iraqi parliament execute the other half as a show of loyalty would be a pretty good bit
Truly, the darkest of Brandons
This is an unsolicited Dick pic. NSFW, please.
I’m excited for LGBTQ+ Sloth Month. I am very
There should be yet another fact checking org and another layer of fact checking.
Must… Resist… Posting… XKCD…
Just a heckin’ smol bean sex pesterino who wants to love a woman for what’s on the inside instead of society’s superficial beauty standards. He especially loves kidneys, and probably lungs if you’re a non-smoker. He’ll even draw up a nice icy bath for you!
This one sort of works:
https://elevenlabs [dot] io/languages/english
Their limit for the free tier is 10k characters per month, and that passage is just under 2k. Good luck finding a convincing Bart voice, though. Freya or Gigi run through a VST plugin to drop the pitch slightly might work, but that’s as far as I got on the free/public demo.
Fixed it. Also, weird – yours has different paragraph breaks from my e-book copy.
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit—and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains.
And the smell of rot fills the country.
Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.
There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificates—died of malnutrition—because the food must rot, must be forced to rot.
The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quicklime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.
Edit: Pasted the actual section from the text [Penguin Classics e-book edition from 2000]; serves me right for grabbing someone’s half-assed transcription
And had infinitely cooler eyebrows :brezhnev-shining:
Bill just hasn’t been the same since he lost his adrenochrome plug on Little Saint James
Field reliability call center workers will be replaced with IVR systems integrated with generative text-to-speech prompts. Some numbnuts telecom sub-subcontractor is going to call in a line locate, get a complete gibberish answer from the bazinga machine, and start boring right into a gas main, thus sending everything in a three-block radius to Valhalla. But the energy corporations’ CEOs will get to line their own pockets with some investment money in the meantime, as hedgies salivate over power and gas stonks getting in on the AI hype train. The C-suite goons will get golden parachutes while the workers shoulder the blame for upper management’s shitty decisions.
He wasn’t being a racist when he was palling around with Strom Thurmond and drafting the Crime Bill! He just had a cold!
Seeing how far some libs are willing to go to batman for Joe
He definitely died on the debate stage. Heyooooo