Here’s a more apt media comparison.

The GOP is M Bison and the closest thing we have to any opposition to Shadaloo is the dems: the political equivalent of Dan Hibiki. Our so-called “saviors” are IRL comic relief characters at best.

I don’t do it on purpose

: “We CaN’t AfFoRd To AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS!1!1!1!1!1”

2028 is going to be Caleb Maupin on the dems and Hans Kristian Graebener on the GOP, isn’t it?

I will never stop pointing out that democrats basically GAVE two seats to the GOP. “We” are still waiting on that thank you present the GOP owes us for being good little boys. RBG wasn’t even that good anyways, she’s literally famous for the words ‘I dissent’, which is what a justice does when they LOSE.

The GOP is smart enough to work as a team to achieve their goals. Evil goals, but they’re still hyper-competent at what they do. RBG stuck around for what? Literally a hypothetical chance she’d be replaced by Hilary Clinton and totally own the misogynists…who will probably be pissed for a day and then get over it? No doubt that day one of Trump’s second term Alito and Thomas will announce retirement and replacements will be done within the first 100 days. They actually care about getting what they want.

I’m a twink?!..THANK YOU!

Obama is Donald Trump for blue MAGA. Biden only won in 2020 from the pandemic and Obama nostalgia. Ironically, these same people were suspicious of him during his original run in 2008 and once when they realized he’s harmless, they welcomed him with open arms.

Really cool and good that dems are so married to their status as perpetual underdogs.

Newsom could easily win just by pointing out that there’s no such thing as an unhappy Californian homeowner, so vote for him and every homeowner will be rich.

These idiots think they’re genetically superior to you.

The closest I will ever have to something positive to say about the GOP is: the do make good on their campaign promises.

GOP are ontologically evil, but will do what they were voted in for.

Democrats LIKE TO PRESENT THEMSELVES AS well-meaning, but weak-willed hypocrites that will tell that good intentions are good enough as an excuse to put up their feet and do nothing all term long.

EDIT: fixed a horrible typo.

Great Supreme Court nominee.

Trump got three that are actively and openly biased in twisting laws to give the voters what they voted for. One of which was literally GIVEN to Trump by Obama because democrats are weaklings and didn’t just nominate a liberal when the GOP were throwing their tantrum, and RBG was too stubborn to retire because she risked it all in hopes she’d be replaced by Hilary and give CHUDs a middle finger by being replaced by a woman…that they’d probably get over in like 15 minutes. I’m tired of hearing about the courts.

Once again, liberals are people who think good intentions are good enough.

It always puts a smile on my face when I see Amerikans cry pig tears whenever a billionaire in China or Vietnam gets jailed for corruption.

: “Corruption is punishable!?!? Why do those poor browns hate FREEDOM so much!?!?”

Politicians: “homelessness? Just genocide them all, lol!”

Also politicians: “we need to do everything in our power to raise property values! Muh invoosent must go to the moooooon!”

They know what they’re doing. They just want as many poor people dead as possible, they unironically want to live in a world with only billionaires.

Another dying dem stubbornly refuses to retire for no logical reason? Leaving a power vacuum for fascism (not that Biden isn’t plenty fascist in his own right)?

Where have I heard that before?

I hope someone does their psychology PhD dissertation on 4chan and the brainrot its spawned in younger generations, chan culture has undoubtedly preserved boomerism by repackaging it as something hip.

4chan is the OG brainrot, change my mind.

Yet 99% of the population is going to look at her and think “wow, what a fucking badass!” with a straight face.

Can we please bring back tumblr SJWs? It felt nice seeing someone say “no, YOU’RE INFERIOR” to them and watching people freak out.

It’s rich that they have been spouting that “young’uns are lazy and will never be as cool as us boomers!” for almost 12 years and won’t see the irony. It’s the same tired mental masturbation I’ve seen all my life.

Maybe they will get real answers if they actually let gen Z and millennials speak rather than have another baby boomer speak on our behalf.

Ok, and if consumer goods was a reason why the election will go to Trump, why have you done NOTHING about it for four years?

It’s damn obvious that a good amount of this hyperinflation is porky throwing a four year long tantrum to try to get people to vote republican, so just jail them for election interference or something, or use this precedent to aid in unionization. After all, these are porkies working together for their class interests, anti-union laws therefore make no sense if unionized capital is ok but not unionized labor.

Fr, why should I even vote this election when what the dems are going to do is simple: they’re going to take a dive and let the GOP win?

Hell, Biden might as well just be Raegan.

Playing some OSRS.