

“Lol, we don’t really read resumes. Never your’s especially! It’s just toooo hard!”
Oh my God, can corpos stop pretending their gross and utter incompetence is cute and quirky? Gen Z can’t start their lives because we’re all forced to wait in line for porky to eventually decide to get off his lazy butt and maybe consider hiring.
Same way I feel about chuds.
They are spoiled rotten and can do whatever the fuck they want with their universe-bending good luck, and they’re the same types of people to never leave their house.