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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前

JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前
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Sen. Dianne Feinstein, 90, falls at home and goes to hospital, but scans are clear, her office says
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Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer says he spoke with Sen. Dianne Feinstein after she fell in her home and went to the hospital for a short time.
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    “Her brain mri showed nothing”

    “No hemorrhaging?”

    “I was actually being a lot more literal than that”

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        “She’s all right”

        “Oh thank god”

        “I don’t know why you’re so happy, a massive stroke has made her lose control of the left half of her body so now she’s all right”

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        NOOOOO

  • xi_simping [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    cant believe they’re literally doing weekend at bernies with a senators corpse

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      They’re doing it with so many of them they could decide votes

    • Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Late Soviet leaders increasingly young and active looking by comparison

      • daisy@hexbear.net
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        First as tragedy, then as farce.

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      Amidst all the horrors in America, this shit at least gets a laugh out of me. I do what praxis I can, try and find time for some soothing hobbies after work, but sometimes all you can do is cackle and the hideous literary displays in action.

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    Amazing how your longevity is changed with socialized medicine…

    • Tomboys_are_Cute [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The best that money can buy is not socialised medicine because money can and does buy it

    • Pluto [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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      “Socialized medicine” is a Reaganite term and I hate it.

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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        I think you both missed the “socialized medicine for me, fuck you for thee”

        • Pluto [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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          Oh true…

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          the point is that the government merely offering health insurance isn’t socialized medicine. it’s just public health insurance. it’s not even socialized healthcare if the government provided the healthcare too. socialism is about who controls the government. while it’s in bourgeois hands, it’s not socialized.

          this matters because there’s a liberal push to water down what socialism means so they can offer tepid social democracy, call it socialism, and remove the teeth from the groundswell of leftist popularity.

          (offer… not grant… there won’t be any concessions until the threat of revolution weighs on everyone’s minds)

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            Removed by mod

            • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              le sigh

              you must be fun at parties

              blob-stop

            • pisstoria [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              even if it’s ironic, stop using redditisms. it’s incredibly uncomfortable.

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                i have no idea what you mean…like, at all.

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                  You write in a manner common to Redditors.

                  Phrases like “you must be fun at parties”, the excessive sarcastic ellipsis… and a repeated emphasis on minute details for the sole purpose of being hostile and condescending towards your fellow poster instead of responding positively or neutrally all remind me of why I left Reddit.

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              I’m a woman, thanks

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                • egg1918 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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                  my man

                • spectre [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  Its polite to avoid using gendered language toward people you don’t know, especially toward someone who has their preferred pronouns/gender clearly visible. Our instance also has a large representation of trans people who are often further made uncomfortable by gendered language, especially when it does not align with their identified gender.

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      Socialism is when the government does stuff.jpg

      (It’s not socialism when the bourgeoisie is still running the show 😉. You’re mistaking socialism for social democracy, the left wing of fascism.)

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        • making a sarcastic remark and not looking for some astute political insight…but thank you.

        (bonus 👍 for using bourgeois properly in a sentence, hope that gets you laid)

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    I prefer her living actually. This is incredibly funny to watch, our leaders just visibly decaying to dust in front of our eyes.

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      I have a hunch that the US has the single longest unbroken streak of being led by decrepit people. Like even in the middle ages I can’t imagine an old demented king ruling for more than a few years before croaking or being deposed, right? I’d like an input from a historian but I’m at least pretty sure the US is in the top 5.

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        Only one I can remember off hand is Ramses II who lived to 90 after ruling for 66 years

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    Live Dianne Feinstein Reaction

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    geordi-no “Just say ‘Aye’”

    geordi-yes Just fuckin’ die!

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    At least she’s not going for reelection that’s a fucking surprise lol but I guess she’s finally too decrepit to keep up the farce any longer

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    Send in the crabs

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      They’re gonna keep donated blood flowing through her dessicated heart for the next century

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        they’re gonna turn her into a darksouls boss in order to vote “present” on the next union bust jokerfication

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          Hey, that’s alright, I have a claymore and I know how to roll! I just hope the arena isn’t a total nightmare…

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    Sandor Clegane from Game of Thrones be like:

    “FUCKING DIE!”

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      The A Song of Ice and Fire novels are still better though, even after that scene (I literally burst out laughing when I first saw it).

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    The crabs must dance

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    Hold on now it says right there her SCANS are CLEAR what more could you want

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    😠

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    Remember when influential retired elder statesperson was a thing?

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      Yeah they were in their late 60’s

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    This is the part in a movie where one of the good-guy mooks shouts, “They just keep coming at us!” (generally during a zombie invasion or some shit)

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    Hello!? @[email protected]!?

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