“Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism.” - J. V. Stalin
“Women hold up half of the sky.” - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)
“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong
“Socialism or barbarism.” - K. Kautsky
“Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited.” - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.
“Who has been saved by the United States?” - Fidel Castro
“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.” - Dr. K. Marx
But i also like more jokey ones ;
“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere
“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin
“Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.” - unknown
“If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.” - unknown
“It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” - unknown
“It takes a good guy with a state to stop a bad guy with a state”
-Lenin, State and Revolution
“Mom said it’s my turn on the state apparatus” - V. I. Lenin
Stalin vs. Trotsky, the baby years
I posted this one on Facebook once and it got flagged as misinformation
Please pick up your dysynformatziya check at 112 Red Square, Moscow
lmfao
Technically correct, the worst kind of correct.
lmao a long time ago I drunkenly summed up state and rev as “the only thing that can stop a bad class with a state is a good class with a state”
Bitch, you are a serf. We’re in- we’re in fucking 1320, motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace.
whats the origin of this one
It’s a funny rant by Brace Belden on the TrueAnon podcast. He’s trying to get across how far away from an actual socialist revolution our society is.
It’s a copypasta
You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
What episode is this from?
“A man is not killed when his heart is struck by a bullet; he is killed when he is cancelled.”- Joseph Stalin“A woke peasant can harvest plenty of soy.”- Ho Chi Minh“Many men wish death upon me. Lord, I don't cry no more; I don't look to the sky no more. Have mercy on me.”- Fidel Castro“A woke peasant can harvest plenty of soy.” - Ho Chi Min
This is actually hilarious.
Easy way to remember how to spell “bourgeoisie”:
1: type “bourg” because that’s the easy part to remember.
2: type a bunch of vowels at random and chuck an “s” in there somewhere.
3: auto-correct should be able to guess it at this point.
- Existential Comics
https://nitter.net/existentialcoms/status/1362809982664671232?t=GzpVos_UEkq0HIKLiWpNzA&s=19
If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.
“While there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” -Eugene V. Debs
“The true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality.” -Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara
Always thought this line from the manifesto was banger
All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
This one in particular is good if the person you’re speaking to is religious. I used a simplified version to explain my disgust for Saudi Arabia very quickly, and in particular what they have done in Mecca with all their grand luxury hotels around the Kabaah.
Not from a communist, but wonderfully captures alienation in commodity production and the inescapable ethical reality of consumption:
“For God’s sake, be economical with your lamps and candles! not a gallon you burn, but at least one drop of man’s blood was spilled for it.”
― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, the Whale
You Yankee fucks missed again
Fidel Castro, probably
“give me that fucking infant”
-me
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
-Julius Nyerere
The fact that you are free is not your achievement, but rather a failure on our side.
“‘Who, except hopeless bureaucrats, can rely on written documents alone? Who, except archive rats, does not understand that a party and its leaders must be tested primarily by their deeds . . . Lenin taught us to test revolutionary parties, trends and leaders not by their declarations and resolutions, but by their deeds.’”
Stalin.
We’re coming for that toothbrush.
“The so-called crisis of homelessness has not abated, and it can’t. So, therefore, has my sense of rage not abated, and it can’t.” - Don Mitchell, Mean Streets: Homelessness, public space, and the limits of capital. Definitely one of my favorite books I’ve read in the last couple years.
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist.” - Dom Helder Camara. Pretty sure he wasn’t actually a lefty but this is still good.
Hunger is hunger; but the hunger that is satisfied by cooked meat eaten with a knife and fork differs from hunger that devours raw meat with the help of hands, nails and teeth. - Karl Marx.
