“Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism.” - J. V. Stalin

“Women hold up half of the sky.” - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)

“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong

“Socialism or barbarism.” - K. Kautsky

“Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited.” - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.

“Who has been saved by the United States?” - Fidel Castro

“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.” - Dr. K. Marx

But i also like more jokey ones ;

“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere

“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin

“Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.” - unknown

“If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.” - unknown

“It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” - unknown

  • Orannis62 [ze/hir]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 years ago

    It’s a copypasta

    You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.

    Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

    Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

    You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…

    End. This. Nightmare.