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You take care of the children, by which I also mean myself because as a trad husband I am a big baby that demands to be fed and clothed.
Also I’ll only work eight hours a day. You get to work 24/7 with no holidays.
Yes this is good and fair.
You get to work 24/7 with no holidays.
Also it’s free labor akin to slavery as you are paid nothing and are only provided the necessary resources to reproduce your labor - not even including the literal part of creating the next generation to Perpetuate the cycle
Also also you aren’t allowed to leave. The trad husband can have indiscretions out on the town, but the trad wife stays at home.
Forever.
yep and if you try to get divorced, my prenup states that i get to keep all the money because i did all the work!
also the whole thing is based on supporting an entire five person family on a single income
that sounds high I don’t know anyone who spends that much money per month
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yeah but that site lists the average yearly expenses for one person at $40,000 which again seems really high
I want mommy. I want milk. I want to be held! I WANT TO BE COMFORTED! And if you do not do all of these things immediately… I will ruin your life.
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Honestly I thought it was supposed to be a swaddled baby in her arms, them boobles are the least booblike boobas to ever boob ngl
Actually, looking again, I can see that. However… Knowing how their brains work, I highly doubt it’s actually intended to be a swaddled baby. That’s far too generous.
it could be two swaddled babies but
I kinda don’t buy it
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Goddamn Gainax, every time 😒
it could be two swaddled babies but I kinda don’t buy it
Well, buying babies is morally wrong, so I think that’s the right call
Because all tradwives are the reformed big titty goth girlfriends the Alpha incels lusted over in highschool. Duh.
Now excuse me while I vomit from the effort of typing out that ridiculous statement.
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it’s a known fact that women take so long to get ready bc we have to wrangle our titties into submission before getting dressed
This is very true.
snuggling the girls if you will… but I hope you won’t
I experience psychic pain knowing that I understand that statement
It’s actually a spare butt.
Because
I should be banned for saying this creepy sex stuff but I'm gonna anyway don't click on it
Trad wives need big mommy milkers to feed their children
And yes this is something I have seen said back in the reddit days. These men are absolutely positively not okay
Reading that made me feel slimy
I warned you not to read it. Incels and tradcels are
That’s… not how the biology of that works (I know that’s not you saying that, just commenting on incel stupidity)
she actually has very small boobs and is joking around with a pair of melons
they’re cartoon bombs and she’s an anarchist
It looks like they were trying to edit a big booba wojak lady into a lady holding a baby but uh, they did not do it 100% effectively
art is my passion
It’s because the apron appears to be vacuum-sealed to each of the wojak tradwife’s breasts individually instead of as a cohesive structure, like how some poorly drawn Samus fanart would be.
because the person that drew them hasn’t seen a real woman in over a year
She’s a fembot from Austing Powers and he’s about to die
complete with the huge boobs lmao they’re all such porn addicted little freaks. jesus wept
Honestly, until I saw the shoulder strap, I thought she was supposed to be carrying a baby wrapped in a quilt.
I thought she was snuggling a pair of chickens. I have no idea where that thought came from.
This is the future they are keeping from you.
The tradwife must be reserved, modest, and virginal, but also dressed to show off her cartoonishly curvy body and eagerly up to do anything kinky porn star sex act.
That Hitler Youth/Viking LARPer hair/beard combo is always going to look clownish to me.
You want to have that haircut because you’re an impressionable chud with no sense of personal style.
I want to have that hairstyle because it would be nice to be able to grow a not-goatee beard and have a full head of hair
sniff we are not sniff the same
That haircut is so weird to me, because that was an urban hipster look in like the late aughts/early teens, the exact opposite of the alpha chud type, yet they picked it up anyway. So whenever they have that cut it just looks like they’re cosplaying a Williamsburg barista circa 2011.
Showing this to my prospective girlfriend but she just keeps waving a gun at me and shouting “Yes, I got a restraining order but he won’t leave me alone!” over the phone.
How many of these trad idiots are actually capable of providing for 3 or more people on one salary? Like yeah there’s probably some overlap between these types and techbros but there’s way more trad idiots out there than wealthy tech bros.
How many of these trad idiots are actually capable of providing for 3 or more people on one salary?
On the one end, you’ve got the terminally online Reddit dorks doing TradCath cosplay. And for them, its next to none. Doubtful any of them have actually tried to do the math on what supporting five people costs, but if they have I guarantee they fudged the numbers by scratching out “Cost of Education” and penciling in “Home Schooling” or knocking their food budget down by scribbling “Vegetable Garden” or “Deer Hunting” in the margins.
On the other end, you’ve got the Silicon Valley folks that got Quiver-pilled. For them, its significantly easier to cover the basic standard of living. But they’re coming to it so late in life that its impractical from a biological perspective. Like, the other 40 year old you’ve finally hooked up with isn’t going to give you three healthy children. And while the Sugar Baby websites are abundant, the odds of you actually settling down and having a normal happy marriage with someone half your age who is explicitly only interested in you for survival is… bad. Real bad. Just ask Pappa Elon.
So either way, the fantasy is fucked. You pretend at doing survivalism out of your family’s cabin in Idaho and surfing FarmersOnly.com for TradWives for a few years before even that becomes too expensive. Or you throw yourself into 10 years of grad school and hustle culture and Learn2Code boot camps until you break six figures and can afford a 1600 sqft ranch home built in the 1980s. Then get on Tinder and try to get anyone to notice you for five more. Finally meet someone you can settle down with, just in time for your social security to kick in.
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A necessary component of proletariatization in Europe was the devaluing of female labor in the middle ages and subordinating them to only household work.
People gotta read Caliban and the Witch
Getting gender envy from this pls send help
Refrain from jealousy for the early 50s housewife who has to calm herself down after taking too much of her cocaine prescription by polishing the Studebaker outside
Just take a bunch of horse tranquilizers, abandon your dreams and marry like, the worst fucking guy you have ever met
Embrace lesbianism
Stop playing dolls with wojaks.
Stealing that for myself.
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Big BOOBA WAIFU
