This news is actually absolutely nuts. There was footage posted of them getting into Gaza via the sea. You can really see the way they believe that they’re there to help people and it’s really inspiring. It gets really ridiculous when you see that Israel seems to have leaked their strategy

Mr. President, greetings from Langley. Recently I’ve been assigned an AI partner, SpyGPT to help me monitor a druidic leftist website. It really like to hallucinate posts that people didn’t really make. Now an estimated 60% of my job is using the site’s search function to try and find the posts that it says exist and then confirming that they’re not real. I want to stop using AI but the CIA says I have to. I suspect that it’s because my boss hates me and wants to punish me.

My question to you is, if I vote for you, will you help me get with my work crush (they laugh at me for the assignment I’ve been put on)?

I laughed in the waiting room at the doctor’s

39 - if he decided to practice advanced tech 39 times he’d probably be winning instead. In a different world he makes a million dollars riding the snake in Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy and playing every new Foddylike

Once I’m done with my chores I’m using that link! Tysm comrade

Yeah, I think it’s always some combination of “if not me, then someone worse than me would have taken my spot, killed them, and two more people for the trouble.” and “I was just following orders.”

Nobody went with anyone in the glorified build-a-burger contest the dems put on in 2020. Bernie was breaking records and then everybody dropped out to endorse 5th place Biden for Super Tuesday if memory serves.

I did not watch the debate and all this news feels like a properly written eldritch monster. I’m so deeply curious so I might need to watch it

BJJ was rough I ran out of steam while there was more fighting to be done. The kanji is just beginning. It’s a good life.

Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power

Im going to BJJ and then studying kanji.

you’ve done it. You in particular have fucked the economy up!

Look at the way we can fail the economy but the economy can’t fail us. Disgusting!

Are they talking about the $1400 in 2020? Are they insane?

Me when I train a LLM with things that humans have made and done, doing nothing but remixing the training data: “create something novel?” “No.”

I literally practiced all my life trying to be funny now that I think about it. If I wanted to distill it down, I think about a nervous man playing piano on stage. If it helps, imagine his girlfriend walking out of the theater. He sees it and becomes so distraught that he stops playing and gives into his nerves. I aspire to be the person in the audience who shouts “finish the song!” I think there’s a lot of fun to be had in the small details of situations with a really big emotional center. When they’re talking about that time their girlfriend walked out of their piano performance, you can ask what song they were playing. Then, upon consideration of the song, go “yeah, I would have walked out too, yawn.”

Stavvy, the loser from cumtown, does a masterful job of teasing out small details from audience members to get them to paint a picture of what’s going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hst2nYhedcY

Biden has a stroke on stage, the crowd can’t contain their giggles, and then America wakes up and goes “what the fuck are we doing here, man?”

Closing down hexbear for a scheduled downtime isn’t okay

I totally realize most people are going to agree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the website for a scheduled maintenance wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this website is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support with warning is not okay.

You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pop girlies and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this website is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this website closed for the sake of upgrades. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.

It’s like drunk Americans waging war on America’s children. It’s a distinctly different war than America’s children’s war on America’s children and America’s war on black children. But it’s a 1/10 kind of war.

Honestly, I stay in the office hiding under a table in the break room because wife bad . I suppose you don’t have to stay in office, but if you want, I could use some help trying to research why my rival, Johnathon China, has such an easier time influencing the posters than we do.