They can’t say no to playing whatever super long and complicated board game I suggest.

LAN party

I’d get burnt out and disinterested within a week a quickly be murdered and replaced by a member of my inner circle

Tell them killing billionaires and getting away with it assures you a place in heaven

Owl party

I’d definitely Jonestown those losers.

It’d be fun for about a year, then I’d get bored of being in charge of people and try to ghost everyone

Send wave after wave of drugged-up soul-berserkers slamming into the local police department

Teach them to give me a ticket for burning leaves without a permit

I’d be too lazy to maintain a cult for longer than like a week so probably not much

I’ve always thought my personality would be a double edged sword for being a cult leader. I’m a great storyteller, but I also get bored and leave quickly

Have them feed me grapes while I larp as living god

Make them read me bedtime stories

They have to watch One Piece

They have to read Marx

They have to do BJJ

Do meal prep for me

$50/mo membership fee

Then they get to just chill and hang out.

Convince everyone to buy into my multi level marketing scheme then mysteriously vanish never to be seen again

We’d start a newspaper