Comrades
Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
A tree
Good news, you’re describing a tree. You can do this
goooood answer
i was gonna say cannabis
maybe lithium?
Like pure metallic lithium? That would be extremely flammable.
good point, lets throw it in Death Valley
Only when it rains.
Burying a tree would be a real pain though.
Unless it was like a bonsai
The prompt was “If you could”
communism
maybe lemons. i like lemons.
Too bad lemon trees arent real 😔
Hopefully no one would steal them
How about your cousin? Cause I may have the town for you.
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
some dignity >.>
dignitree
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
The games get more complex as the tree does. It grows one game at a time and the bigger the “better” the game gets. So it starts making like Pong but then progresses through NES then SNES titles. Then after a while its growing with modern AAA titles.
So you’re saying I need to prune it before it starts making COD.
All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley
Enriched uranium
Olives probably
you, reading about olive trees HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT
Boy do I have a tree for you
gommunism
Friends
Bourgeoisie. I mean it’s impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn’t make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
My wife: “Gold… Oil…”
For an oil tree, I’m imagining it would be it’s sap.
Tell her it needs to be something carbon negative.
Methane
World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen
So how do you get the semen out of the tree?
Good question. Maybe it can come in little packets.
Like deli counter mayonnaise!