ngl my first reaction was “pistols at dawn, sirrah!”

we have /c/libre

and for the record, since we’ve apparently got some semi-literates hanging around today, sabotaging Biden is probably the only cool/good thing the responsible staffers have ever done in their lives

Nobody could have thought Biden would do well at 9 PM, agreeing to that time slot is prima facie evidence of sabotage

Remember when “if the president does it, it’s not illegal” was shocking?

American Democracy™ in action

the best money can buy

lib read all the way to the end of the post challenge (impossible)

I mean it’s pretty clear that at least some of his staff orchestrated this failure to create a window of opportunity to replace him. If he’s going to hang on until death claims him, then yeah he needs to purge some folks

which would be pretty funny, the last people in the administration with even a glancing familiarity with reality forced out so the lich king can cling to power with his bony fingers all the way to the gates of hell

binmaster general

The replies are so fucking bad, why is anyone still on that website

love to live in the most efficient, meritocratic economic system ever devised

“fought for ordinary folks” within very specific geographical subdivisions

intolerable prejudice against unhoused cats

the only acceptable use of AI

sounds like the kind of thing somebody says right before they’re forced to drop out tbh

scheduling it for 9 PM means somebody was looking for the excuse to pitch him overboard, there’s just no way everybody involved was like “sure we can put a sundowning zombie on live TV at that hour”

Or maybe xitter is just xhitting the bed

Of water

How do you reeducate an entire continent

I hope Xi has ideas