“Hey you know that mass killing I’m doing that you’re upset about? Well let me remind you of a mass killing at least 33 times smaller that I’m using to justify it!”
Masterful political instincts
And even though it’s twenty standard deviations from the Overton window: let’s be reminded that the IOF killed half of them in their hysterical fury at being retaliated against
with ~1000 vehicles totally burned out hellfire-missile style trying to return to gaza and the IOF firing tank shells into houses with hostages I think it was more than half
It would be nice for someone to lift a finger to find out, but obviously that will never happen
https://electronicintifada.net/content/how-israel-killed-hundreds-its-own-people-7-october/49216
Is about the best we’ll get until the entity collapses and someone can look close
iirc the entity at first made a “car cemetery” out of them until the questions about how Hamas did all that damage with RPGs and AK-47s became inconvenient so they cut up the cars and buried them in the desert
Very burger of them to have a cemetery for cars
Not mention how many of them were active military or reservists. Like it’s impossible to “murder” a soldier lol. Especially when the entity and friends are so keen to present this as a “war”
And now those same troops are complaining they got ptsd from committing genocidal acts
Classic borgerland rhetoric tbf
You are forgetting something. To the Westoid chauvinist mind Israelis are priceless and Arabs are worthless, so the ratio isn’t 33:1 it’s 0: ∞
october 7th didn’t fall from the coconut tree you motherfucker, it existed in the context of decades of brutal suppression and killing
No history began on that exact date. Just like the history in ukraine only happened the moment russian troops entered.
Why if somehow looked too far back they might come to the conclusion that actually the west are the bad guys.
You’re allowed to look back just over one year or two thousand years. Nothing in between. And only for this issue. Selective memory.
Tbf history ended in the 90s, it only rebooted on October 7th apparently
It was 75 years into the genocide.
People think they can talk shit in the playoffs when they didn’t even watch any of the regular season
Careful, one of those armchair cousinfuckers’ll accuse you of “reducing an incredibly complex situation to a football game”
I really like the term “armchair cousinfuckers.”
I’ve been workshopping new material lately, and I’ve been trying to excise any kind of “<animal>-fucker” invective out of respect toward my vegan comrades
Bloodmouth is a good insult vegans use that kind of also just works for libs cheering on genocide in general
The Dems are masterful failures.
Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”
the year is 2028
DJT still somehow alive and President
military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran
economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)
every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship
Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers
Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity
Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president
“if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”
Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup
Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup
Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this actually happened.
How do we know Musk doesn’t have some Musk/Hitler hybrid in a vat somewhere, it’s not like we have UN Hitler Inspectors
Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation
3.6 hitlers, not bad, not terrible
The plot of the 1980s video game Bionic Commando was pretty much that.
We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn’t really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have…
No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he’s invented cloning and it’s just a worse version of IV fertilisation he’s forced some engineers to cook up for him
The Boys From Brazil II: Silicon Valley Boogaloo
The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.
What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they’ve put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.
(CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!
“Kill baby Hitler!” We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn’t I? :::I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler’s clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.
Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad
What was the ending?
Look Who’s Back is the localized English title in case anyone is looking for the movie
Isn’t Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?
That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?
The fucked up thing is I don’t know which one you mean here.
Description doesn’t narrow it down as much as you’d hope
I don’t like BINGO anymore
AIdolf Hitler
They gotta do it, it’s the only way to pass progressive policy!
It’s just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There’s nothing we could possibly do to them that’s worse than what they do to themselves.
Yes all those brown people dying is tragic but can we please focus on the white people dying? That’s the real tragedy
Real “all lives matter” energy
Genuinely Jaw dropping. I just went and watched the video because I couldn’t believe it, but its just as bad as its implied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC2-fJw4SBg, about 4 mins in if you want to hear it for yourself.
I was already prepared to vote green but I’m stunned how little they’re even trying to make me have cold feet about it. I don’t fucking understand it…why don’t they just fucking lie like they do about everything else???
“Not only fuck Palestinians, but also aren’t you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?”
also aren’t you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?
we even got her even eviler father on our side. Isn’t that so cool???
🥰
they can’t lie, because the zionists demand complete obedience. All public statements have to be completely supporting them or they freak the fuck out.
Look at how Israel acts when a non-binding resolution passes in the UN that condemns them but doesn’t actually do anything about it. They act like it’s another holocaust
Lol the star of David as you sit in your suit at the table of the (shitty and useless) international governing body
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Literally “history began on October 7th, 2024.” Also wouldn’t be surprised if she threw a contradictory “It’s a thousand year conflict, it’s very nuanced.”
Maybe before the No-No day. Since then they are just straight up talking about their interests. So “the barbarians have been fighting for 3 trillion years” was replaced with “that region has always been difficult.”
this is the most important election of our lives
no why would we the ones running try to win, just vote for us or get the orange one who will do the same just louder
Not as important as continuing genocide, mind you. Good priorities, will vote again
but we will totally legalize weed this time for black Pell Grant recipients
: “We have to give the GOP everything that they want or they’ll win the election and simply take it!”
I can’t believe the person who got obliterated in an actual primary race because she is a smug moron is continuing to be a smug moron
oh wait
I knew she was terrible at campaigning already but I’m utterly baffled by that response.
Not that she believes it; that she said it. Forced error.
Dems this cycle refuse to even lyingly pander to anything left of Dick Cheney
Best thing we could’ve hoped for tbh, be even better if somehow Walz gets sacrificed for being too left
Good. Maybe some of the squishy leftoids will wake the fuck up for once instead of following the DNC around like a bunch of whipped dogs
she’s so bad at this
Ok I despise gambling but now I want to know how to place a bet on Trump winning
Its gotten to a point where I’m not sure what the most existentially horrifying outcome of the election even is at this point.
Trump winning popular vote and losing the EC might be it
No that’s the funniest outcome.
The most horrifying is Biden accelerating into WW3 and then all the neocons circling the wagon and a clear Harris victory
Yeah good point
Anyone that holds their peace and votes dem is a zero self respect sucker
- : “but if we don’t kowtow to the GOP on Israel; we’ll AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS! Besides, what will the browns do about it? Vote Republican?”
Democrats grow a spine and stop playing into the myth that white men are the only voices that matter challenge (impossible).
working classNah dawg can’t mention that. The only classes that exist are: immigrant < middle class < Israeli < billionaire
they are so locked in to lose
Israeli citizens are eligible to vote in American elections right? They send absentee ballots over there? /s
They would be voting for Donald anyways
No joke they would lol
There are over 600000 americans who live in israel, so basically yes
Can’t even shitpost about it, cuz it’s actually how it is… ugh.
