goodnight website
addendum: alternatively good op-sec for those of us faking going to sleepytimes 
real edit: to really mess up the feds try saying good night when u wake up and read this post. they will not know whats real anymore + probably give up after just a little bit of work on your profile
Bedtimes are a psyop
Bedtimes are a Stalinist invention, the CIA merely copied him.
The Morning Industrial Complex has long used bedtimes to gain control of our society. Not only do they hate night owls and insomniacs, they also hate midnight snacks and late night sex.
It’s only bad opsec if anyone here has a healthy sleep schedule
It is currently bedtime in Moscow
It’s not but please pretend
Remember to kiss your comrades goodnight
sleeping is bourgeois decadence
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addendum: alternatively good op-sec for those of us faking going to sleepytimes
Me honk shuuing when the feds come to check on me but I’ve actually got my DS switched on hidden under the pillow
good night hexbear
good night lemmygrad
good night .ml
good night anarchists
good night Marxists
good night moon
good night pig
good night poop
good night balls
It’s ten o’clock, do you know where your hogs are?
My hogs are out, as they should be
Good morning, Sunday morning
(it’s Sunday here)I’ve been sleeping this whole time.
or have I?
Waking up and all of this being a dream/ trip would be so fucking lit.
One time I got completely blasted on shrooms and spent like an hour melting into the couch conversing with the litter of puppies my cousins dog just had and then as I dozed off I met Joseph Stalin but I can’t remember what we talked about, that was wild.
A cuddle puddle with a litter of puppies sounds like an amazing experience even without shrooms. Stalin and puppies sounds even better. Add the shrooms? That’s a trifecta of top tier experiences.
If you could remember, what would you have talked about with Stalin? One part of me would want to ask for advice and the other wants to get to know the guy, maybe talk about westerns and Kurosawa
From what I remember I was more just floored at how vivid it was compared to when I had my eyes open. Like hard to hold a conversation while you’re dimension hopping with a dead revolutionary legend. It was exactly like you see hallucinations depicted in movies and shit.
That’s wild, only time I did shrooms I had nothing like that. Just a wavy distortion of vision and loosening of social anxiety.
I ate like a quarter ounce at once and hadn’t done them in years.
And by at once I mean I asked my cousin how much I could eat at once safely and he said “oh you could probably eat that whole bag and be fine” so I crammed the biggest handful I could into my face all in one go. Might have even be closer to half oz.
I love the intersection of “probably” and “whole bag as a unit of measurement”.
The bearsite says good night
The bearsite says good morning
My opsec is pure (in this case), I used to open/close and and am doing the opposite after 4 shifts from when my last ended. Being a complete dumbass, I’m solving this by not sleeping until passing out would wake me up in time for work.
Good change in sleep-cycle everybody, I’m on outer-space/deep-sea rules now.
Goodnight lil comrades in ma phone
