PaX [comrade/them, they/them]

Very tired nerd who loves to yap

Ask me about floppa, Plan 9, computer architecture, computational logic, anything computers really

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If I don’t reply to you it’s probably cuz I’m too tired, sorry :(

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.ije do ka’e tavla mi soi vo’a fo la banjubu’o

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Cake day: July 15th, 2022

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  • Be normal

    BE NORMAL

    just ask them out to get over it quickly and remember that the longer and weirder you make it the more likely you could lose your job in a worst case.

    You’re not Jim and Pam in some slow burn romance. Crushes are for people under the age of 18

    yea

    Hexbear.net having a normal one

    Im os fuckin normls god i love being normaal*

    I dont even know, I just don’t have issues with being creepy around ppl I find attractive or am crushing on or have been dumped by, I don’t have to repeat mantras about “shitting where I eat” and “being normal”

    How is every thread on bear site about this topic like this aaaa im recieving wayy too much psychic damage from this thread relative to how little sleep I have got in last 72 hrs

    *Edit: to be clear, I say this as an AuDHD-haver cuz the “being normal” stuff rly bothers me sometimes cuz it’s so often just veiled ableism, idk what to make of it in this case entirely but yeh






  • “Noooo my restaurant’s website needs to be made of 200 MB of Javascript that you need 10 trillion CPU cycles to decode and turn back into its natural form: like 30 lines of text that go like “Sugar slop - $23.99” but it’s made of like 729 DOM elements that causes screen readers to crash and delete themselves from your hard drive and also reformat your C drive. Clearly you didn’t invest in ChatGPT Pro’s OCR capabilities”

    Return to menu.txt

    Fuck it, if you rly want some structure do <menuitem><name>Sugar slop</name><price>$23.99</price></menuitem>. Some Californian IETF guy driven insane by object oriented metaphysics and macrodoses of substances at Burning Man 1998 worked hard on that schema!!!

    The bourgeois fear actual labor so much they have managed to abstract away so much from… simple machine-parsable languages that some guy can just write once and be done with it’s like we’re back in 1996 with <table> hacking but so much worse performance

    Half the sites I visit now make me crack hashes to get their web proxy to even let me in cuz the bourgeois were not even satisfied with incomprehensible Javascript framework async await (we have forsaken SMP in an era where the CPUs are not getting that much faster despite the best efforts of the Israeli and American MIC drone controller computer engineers to make them even more unreliable and nondeterministic) webscale sludge code, now we have to do vibe coding statistics garbage-in-garbage-out magic (wowww, the products just make themselves, no labor in sight!!!)

    cursed-woog












  • They should just dump the source code and let us remaster it ourselves

    “Noooo but my trademark patented engine speedtrees AI trade secret proprietary royaltied merchant’s privileged asset–” shut up, I already know this is gonna be shit, the textures are gonna be AI generated, and it will somehow have directly involved exploiting third-world labor cuz capitalism is in a total-society-enshittification death spiral and every single modder can do it better cuz they were already making horrific and wonderful binary patches anyway to your Windows 98 MSVC generated 9999999999 thousand line “”“”“solution”“”“” file defined slop code that can actually still run on a 386 Zionist genocide-optimizing-computer type CPU so your slop code runs less like shit, makes better graphics, and so they can jerk off to modded-in anime girls

    Literally collectivize all software immediately, all licensces (doesn’t deserve to be spelled correctly anyway, probably French) will be null and void

    The exploding quadcopter software will be collectivized as soon as this episode of the class war is complete however

    It makes me so sad playing games I love knowing that the code is locked away in some vault somewhere or lost forever :(