I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects
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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732
actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer
that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety
we’re working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it’s still in beta and won’t be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.
Until then you’ll have to manually downvote :downbear:
please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release
Unfortunately the site is under US sanctions for supporting trade with Iran so we don’t have the resources to research downvotes yet.
Our top downvote scientists died under suspicious circumstances
Some of us are STILL waiting for the moderators to release the iraqi dinar to downbear exchange
lack of choices gives me anxiety
Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There’s also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.
they’re all dead?
:sicko-wistful:
Fair i would’ve disliked your post because you were searching for cryptocurrency tbh.
It’s not my fault those guys are so easy to rob, they should really stop clicking on sketchy links for things like nudecelebsforfree.io
Hah almost got me but my
religionideology forbids me to cum so i will just ponder old pictures of communists and ponder.Holy shit that place has stolen unauthorized leaks from my onlyfans https://www.onlyfans.com/BathSaltsTabi, take this down immediately
Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners
This is not a parody that’s literally why we are here
I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down
:im-doing-my-part:
John Brown did nothing wrong
:arm-L::john-brown::arm-R:
Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized
:sicko-wistful:
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wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D
nasa = nazis and male circumcision is a conspiracy by big cereal to trick people into eating BORING NERD shit
This is all closer to true than I’d like
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It’s only untrue because the desired cause and effect were backwards
we left reddit because they wouldn’t let us be gay with our dads
after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.
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holy shit i just realized
neon grizzly
hex bear
it all makes sense now :illuminati:
after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult.
See the randomized text on the top of the homepage, right below “Home”? I’m gonna request to put this in the rotation there
also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then
Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.
I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us
I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids
fyi that listing is for Acacia nilotica, while the guide is for Acacia confusa. Acacia nilotica is supposed to contain DMT too but idk how much.
I didnt put much effort in an accurate search tbh, i just wanted to shitpost.
haha no worries, just wanted to mention it in case anyone planned to try it
Smoke hash instead. Once i got high on it and were scared all night that my kneecaps are going to explode. Best night of my life.
NVM this makes a lot of sense
i like it when the feds i’m interacting with are nice in hopes that i’ll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade
RussiaDPRKChinaHaitireddit got too woke :JB-shining-aggro:
W O K E
- W on’t
- O kay
- K illing
- E nslavers
This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz
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Sup Eric, everyone here a is huge fan of your show and I for one am delighted that you’d visit our deformed sheep home.
As to the reason we aren’t on Reddit they banned us after we joked about killing white supremacists. Apparently, Reddit loves it when you call for the death of the entire Chinese population, but gets upset when you joke about putting slave owners in guillotines.
Anyway, have you seen Reddit lately? Our site may smell like Dolly the sheep’s latest dump, but at least it isn’t selling me insurance or pushing a broken app on me every five seconds.
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This is a great bit btw
Good post
I’m gay
“reenact WACO on their landlord” I’m dying
