He’s the perfect pick. Grown in a lab just for this moment:

White, handsome, accomplished astronaut, unknown politics, and he defuses the Trump assassination attempt narrative.

It’s the third time I’ve seen something about Kelly on social media in the last day. Which is weird, since I didn’t know he existed until today.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    Remember how everyone thought the Space Force was unnecessary we shouldn’t have it to the point where they made a Netflix show about how bad of an idea it was?

    I just had a Space Force recruiter approach me outside of the gym

    It’s normal now, people like it

    Trump will probably make fun of Kelly for not being in the Space Force

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      4 months ago

      You’re telling me that the military didn’t turn away more funding and administrative bloat? I’m shocked.

      “Our mission is to defend satellites from attack.”

      “How?”

      wojak-nooo