My nine year old watched the debate and turned to me and said, “How can an election held in such an atmosphere of class conflicts, class enmity, and pressure brought to bear on the electors by the capitalists be called altogether free and altogether democratic? This debate is a farce. Only in a nation where there are no capitalists and no landlords—and, consequently, no pressure exerted by propertied classes—may there be an atmosphere of collaboration between the workers, the peasants, and the intelligentsia, free of pressure distorting their will.”
Who knew that being a racist slob who’s bad at Warcraft could make you a millionaire?
Bruce Banner not being a gamma male pissed me off.
Since you’re a liberal, you probably live in France. The planes crashing into your home will be manufactured by Airbus.
I bet that’s gonna have legs in Arizona.
Hey! I’m in this picture! Look at me, Ma!
repurposing let’s go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?
Like holy shit what is even going on
Mr. President doesn’t know, either.
It’s fine. We’ve already adjusted your social credit score accordingly.
Oh my god, I can’t believe they were protesting at a synagogue! What was going on at that synagogue that day?!
It was an event for a real estate agency called My Home in Israel, who are selling off land in the West Bank and Gaza. The land will be ready for construction once the ethnic cleansing is complete!
ping hexbear.net -t
I’m gonna stare at it the whole time.
The full-back?
We need to stand together in solidarity against the true enemy: Italians.
The High Court of the Juggalo Nation.
Unironically, I’ve been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I’m contemplating switching over full time.
I spent over 40 years of my life telling people that I’m 5’11", only to find out a couple years ago I’m actually 186cm, and my mother has no idea how to use a tape measure. Which also explains why the baseboards she measured out for when we finished her basement never fit correctly.
Seeing Fetterman described as “left-of-center” caused my spirit to temporarily leave my body.
Q: Why are kids so bad?
A: It’s because of the
swing dancing
rock and roll music
hippies
marihuana cigarettes
gangster rap
video games
Internets
flip phones
social media
smartphones
Tick-Tocks
and not alienation under capitalism.