Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don’t know why either. Don’t like it? It’s not your holiday to ruin for me.
I believe Jesus was a giant rainbow colored egg so I can still celebrate it
That egg better have a fucking rabbit inside.
Nah it has another smaller rainbow egg inside of it.
I believe that that the Easter Bunny wasn’t the Messiah or Jesus, but Jesus’ close friend and a great prophet.
Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?
As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.
The chocolate eggs are not the body of Christ. Do not make the same mistake as I did
They don’t seem to do that anymore. They don’t overstock
(because of woke)
as is tradition
Well if you found a giant rabbit in human clothes, what would you do?
I’d probably run, except rabbits are fast af so chances are there’s no escape.
rabbits are fast because they don’t wear pants
I had a dream when I was like six of the easter bunny in my living room, so therefore it’s real.
I thought the Easter bunny had laid the egg from which jesus was born?
Easter Bunny was Christ’s pooka.
there was an ex easter bunny actor on the radio talking about how there werent any women confident enough to date him while he was doing that gig, and my immediate thought was:
"The suit stays on."
