But only by voting for democratic candidate Milton Q. Toaste can we stop President Blood-Tyrant from enacting his plan to steal all the bone marrow from the survivors of the Food Wars and turn himself into a giant unstoppable bone monster
President Bone Tyrant: “Sure, my opponent has accused me of being Nagash, the Great Necromancer, the Great Betrayer, the Usurper, the Undying King, the Supreme Lord of Undeath, but have you considered… rainbows are turning your children gay?”
It is the year 2046
Society? In shambles
Fog machines? Everywhere
But only by voting for democratic candidate Milton Q. Toaste can we stop President Blood-Tyrant from enacting his plan to steal all the bone marrow from the survivors of the Food Wars and turn himself into a giant unstoppable bone monster
Listen, if Toast is only going to harvest half the bone marrow then thats harm reduction.
President Bone Tyrant: “Sure, my opponent has accused me of being Nagash, the Great Necromancer, the Great Betrayer, the Usurper, the Undying King, the Supreme Lord of Undeath, but have you considered… rainbows are turning your children gay?”