Queerness really is like airplane flares to these freaks, huh? You can take the most obvious case of a hollow sociopath who’s ambitions are defined purely by service at the altar of capital, a history with some of the most evil organizations on Earth, scandal after scandal about facilitating the immiseration of the masses on behalf of bloodless companies… And it doesn’t matter, right wingers secretly love all that shit so they can’t perceive it as bad, or even as an aberration. So instead their criticsm just cuts a 90-degree right turn like a SAM missile locking on to chaff, and the only thing they can think of is “GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!1!”
the signature chud move is getting mad about actual problems, saying correct criticisms for sometimes up to 50% of a sentence, and then falling off a cliff into blaming whatever minority their media is currently demonizing
military dork missing the joke mode: to use chaff effectively, combine it with flares and fire in large bursts, and then maneuver such that the flare/chaff cloud is between you and the missile. if you don’t couple the chaff with flares and with the appropriate maneuvers (placing the cloud between you and the missile), the missile will ignore them and focus on the biggest heat source - your engine (jet exhausts specifically i think)
sometimes i think you can also use the sun to confuse missile lockon but that seems like something they would have fixed by now. the thing about missiles is that they have less fuel and less wing surface than a jet, so the jet can raise altitude easier and for less fuel, and can maneuver more easily. the missile is faster for a short time, but if you increase altitude (it costs more fuel for the missile to go up) and keep it to your 3 or 9 clock position (it costs more fuel and reduces speed to turn) you can outmaneuver it and waste its fuel. if the hostile missile is moving straight and not turning you are doing it wrong.
Chaff is to put clutter on a radar, flares are to distract heat-seeking missiles. Coupling it doesn’t do anything unless there’s somehow a missile that has both an IR and radar guidance(don’t think this exists).
I mean there’s some missiles that can be equipped with either type, such as the French mica and the Russian r27 but it’s a swap not a both simultaneously, so unless there’s some surface to air missile that does it than idk. Modern radar missiles can use the internal radar and the airplane radar for tracking, but I don’t think that’s what you meant.
so my source for the both types of missile tracking thing turned out to be a Quora ChatGPT answer lol, but i think they still train people to use both flares and chaff because you might be targeted by multiple hostiles (like several SAM batteries or multiple jets or a single jet launching multiple missiles) and most planes carry enough of both anyway
Chuds think any attempt to facilitate queer people is too far and requires a gargantuan effort, even the paltry fake inclusion stuff that neoliberals do. What was that one essay where ecoterrorists capture all the world’s nuclear reactors? And they get away with it because the US military spent too much money on pronoun training instead of shooting guns training
Queerness really is like airplane flares to these freaks, huh? You can take the most obvious case of a hollow sociopath who’s ambitions are defined purely by service at the altar of capital, a history with some of the most evil organizations on Earth, scandal after scandal about facilitating the immiseration of the masses on behalf of bloodless companies… And it doesn’t matter, right wingers secretly love all that shit so they can’t perceive it as bad, or even as an aberration. So instead their criticsm just cuts a 90-degree right turn like a SAM missile locking on to chaff, and the only thing they can think of is
“GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!1!”
the signature chud move is getting mad about actual problems, saying correct criticisms for sometimes up to 50% of a sentence, and then falling off a cliff into blaming whatever minority their media is currently demonizing
Bro, every time. All my coworkers
military dork missing the joke mode: to use chaff effectively, combine it with flares and fire in large bursts, and then maneuver such that the flare/chaff cloud is between you and the missile. if you don’t couple the chaff with flares and with the appropriate maneuvers (placing the cloud between you and the missile), the missile will ignore them and focus on the biggest heat source - your engine (jet exhausts specifically i think)
sometimes i think you can also use the sun to confuse missile lockon but that seems like something they would have fixed by now. the thing about missiles is that they have less fuel and less wing surface than a jet, so the jet can raise altitude easier and for less fuel, and can maneuver more easily. the missile is faster for a short time, but if you increase altitude (it costs more fuel for the missile to go up) and keep it to your 3 or 9 clock position (it costs more fuel and reduces speed to turn) you can outmaneuver it and waste its fuel. if the hostile missile is moving straight and not turning you are doing it wrong.
source: VTOL VR lol
Chaff is to put clutter on a radar, flares are to distract heat-seeking missiles. Coupling it doesn’t do anything unless there’s somehow a missile that has both an IR and radar guidance(don’t think this exists).
AFAIK plenty of modern ‘fire and forget’ missiles use both
I mean there’s some missiles that can be equipped with either type, such as the French mica and the Russian r27 but it’s a swap not a both simultaneously, so unless there’s some surface to air missile that does it than idk. Modern radar missiles can use the internal radar and the airplane radar for tracking, but I don’t think that’s what you meant.
so my source for the both types of missile tracking thing turned out to be a Quora ChatGPT answer lol, but i think they still train people to use both flares and chaff because you might be targeted by multiple hostiles (like several SAM batteries or multiple jets or a single jet launching multiple missiles) and most planes carry enough of both anyway
You still need to use both, cause you don’t wanna find out you deployed the wrong one
Chuds think any attempt to facilitate queer people is too far and requires a gargantuan effort, even the paltry fake inclusion stuff that neoliberals do. What was that one essay where ecoterrorists capture all the world’s nuclear reactors? And they get away with it because the US military spent too much money on pronoun training instead of shooting guns training