Smdh my dick head at the hypocrissy
I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them. The true way to communism is marxism-leninism-introvertism
what should I do outside anyway? stand around in a parking lot? in the vast sea of parking lots that is the united states of america?
You tear the asphalt up so grass can grow there, then you touch it.
The grass might grow fucked up like the trees in Love Canal for a few centuries tho
Yell at openly fascist gun nuts about the Gotha Program
I’m lucky in that the Appalachians are only like an hour away from where I live, plenty of grass there
Sounds like loitering to me, JackJack Hammer or
explosives
when a hexbear tells me I should log off so I dust off my 4 volumes of Capital to expose them as a revisionist
Only four?
Grass can’t consent to being touched. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
vegans in shambles
Typical carnival
I’m already outside. I’m homeless.
Checkmate, Mr. Chapo.
Recognizing systematic problems doesn’t mean you can’t give individuals personal advise on how to better themselves.
Actually I wont better myself until communism is fully achieved
See also:
Me logging out won’t change anything. If EVERYONE logs out though maybe.
I’m in your walls
Having a nice time at the park is a twelfth type of liberalism
We should go outside and touch grass collectively.
This is called a music festival.
They moved most of the music festivals in my city from an outdoor lot on dirt to a fully paved asphalt parking lot
Hexbear go to burning man
There is no grass there
The grass is metaphorical
Also the grass will be hella weed
occupy burning man
In Western Washington it ought to be “touch moss” anyway
Don’t, it’s delicate.
Profile pic checks out
We all need to sun our assholes a little.
Not as a treat, but as a way to survive.
Gotta process that vitamin d
Being anti-grass and anti-plants is counter-revolutionary and reactionary
Mods please ban these meatsacks who are currently insulting my plants
honestly perfectly in character what else can i say
I have fun with my username :)
I would think better of your plants if you water them properly
I water them the proper ammount, its you who overwaters them, look at them! They clearly have root rot and you haven’t repotted them once
We must simply call for a general strike for being online. ezpz
Is it liberalism to feed hungry people? Because you can go outside and do that pretty much anywhere, anytime.
you can’t feed more than six people in public without a permit in Houston, TX :(
Be crime, do gays
food not bombs gets ticketed every time, but they don’t stop!
As a wise man once said: “fuck the police”
I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them
Jehovah’s Witnessing intensifies
