Witnessed the smarmiest lib today. That is all
Econ, poli sci, and business grads should be kept in a containment zone with livestreaming surveillance cams everywhere. It’ll be better than reality TV.
They get to do capitalism there, but there are seasonal resets where all their bank accounts get wiped and all capital gets confiscated and put back in warehouses for them to fight over so they have to do it all over, like it’s a fucking Rust server.
Diablo seasonal characters but irl.
bank accounts get wiped
For the fun of it, I hope that means bank accounts are all set to a random value between -2,147,483,648 and 2,147,483,647 at random intervals
Some of us are class traitors
I say we just give them the
me: an econ major
And pol-sci, and philosophy and journos and probably a few others I’m forgetting right now.
Computer “”" science “”"
Yeah, it’s such a bullshit degree, we all know computers are magic. No science involved.
Assembly language is just incantations
Yeah it should be called computer math let’s be real
:_(
All engineers will be forced to double major in a humanities degree
I think that goes without saying.
Uhhh how do you feel about double majors
double reeducation, christ, they don’t even teach you econ people addition?
That’s five times worse than I thought it would be :(
Reeducation for all econ, poli sci, and business related majors. If multiple of these apply, then you get reeducation doubled for each additional one.
Was it this liberal?
I had forgotten that specific Australasian lib flavor of smug where they oppose any sort of regulation and fervently assert that the victims deserve it, except they love government intervention when it protects them.
I know libs anywhere are like that, but imo something about the smugness hits different.
I remember one particularly sanctimonious Aussie that was shitting on people for having candy ready for trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
I don’t even mean in Australia. I mean in countries that typically do have general populations that observe Halloween. The hostility was toward even the idea of anyone giving free candy to kids wearing costumes wandering around for the sake of getting free candy. I have plenty of criticism of the US, but damn, one day of vaguely community-driven fun for kids was shit on with lots of petty nationalistic wanking all the while.
Americans spreading a harmless dress up festival for kids
Americans co-opting your government into antagonizing your biggest trading partner and paying billions of dollars for boondoggle nuclear submarines.
