This is totally tangential, but this quote makes me think of that one Phineas and Ferb song.

“It’s not a party, it’s an intimate get-together!”

“Candace Party! Candace Party!”

If nothing else, the OST is fantastic. It’s peak background music imo

You should finish your playthrough if you wanna get the best ending since you have to finish the game multiple times for it anyway. It’s rough having to trudge through a story you’re not invested in though, I feel that.

If you don’t already know, squeenix made another game like this called Triangle Strategy. You’ll probably like it if you like the ogre and there’s a demo available too.

Yeah you’ll dry out your hair if you shampoo that much. Then you’ll have to condition it often to keep it good. Same deal with thorough soaping -> using lots of lotion.

I wonder how many people are actually scrubbing themselves raw everyday.

It looks like she’s striking him with a milkshake whip in that first pic

Gumshoos? I think some Pokemon guy has officially denied that haha

They would ignore anything coming from a brown person either way.

Also this is tangential, but when I was a kid, my classmates and I would prank our not-Spanish-speaking friends by making them say “pink cheese green goes” without ever telling what it means. I’m sure this tradition comes from the diet of these green troops too lmao

Why would Hispanic people say “green go” instead of “lárgate verdeños”?

When that happens, we’re gonna hear about how “socialism always fails” instead.

At the very least, it’s in the same universe as the Mario & Luigi RPGs because of Paper Jam

Pleather is the word you’re looking for (unless I’m misunderstanding something)

tbh yeah, the punchline makes no sense. Imagine if you asked to check out Dune but she scolded you with “Sorry it is in the fiction department”

Why is the ‘and’ symbol an upside down v then? Just because?

Impressive! I remember taking a long time on the beginning levels because the language logic made by brain melty. It still does tbh

They’re colonizers that don’t get enough flak. Sink it all alongside Britain

I’m adamant about never looking up the solutions so I’m still a few levels short of 100%. I’ve been chipping away at the game for years now

Isn’t that what food photographers do to make pizza cheese look stretchier? The bot should recommend nailing the pizza slice down to the table next lol

Computer Science moment (it’s just math)