“As a Maoist Third Worldist I recognize you desire to get sustenance on this so called morning, and call for the immediate transport to the cafe to get so called ‘breakfast’”
“As a Maoist Third Worldist I recognize my own so called hunger that drive me to the historical moment of coffee and bagels!”
I already do. I think the people around me think i have a speech impediment. Ameri-k-k-kah.