her: take me right now
Doesn’t the average data center require like, 4 employees?
“an asshole”.
Hey now he paid for half.
Okay, true story from my trashy punk phase
(CW: discussion of sex)
One time I hooked up with this crustie girl and the condom broke, and she was a bit freaked out but I was like “no worries I’ll just drive us to Walgreens and get Plan B”.
After we got there and I bought it she was like: “Wow thanks, usually when this happens I gotta buy the pill myself” cuz apparently most crustie dudes are too broke to drop $60 on a no-baby pill.
YES!
Gonna make one of those AI “meow meow” covers but for the Soviet National Anthem.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
Hey this is exactly what I do when I’m lonely. Me and my 2D boys just get together to play poker and smash a few brewskies.
I think if trump tries to do anything too crazy some more competent members of the deep state will pull him aside, show him the piss tape and tell him to go golf at Mara-Lago.
Ironically dead?
It is pretty cool how every soviet film is now public domain and you can just watch them on YT now
Technically I think this is the third one.
According to this site that’s the LEAST communist thing you can do
The dialog is a bit confusing at times
Actually if you’re a leftist you should only watch MosFilms on YouTube.
If you didn’t like the movie that’s fine, but I don’t think classifying it as “slop” is really accurate here. Eggers is an actual auteur director who makes films that aren’t “designed to extract maximum profit for minimum effort”, if anything is flaw is he’s a bit too instant on certain details of his work.
Willem Dafoe is American
“Sir, please leave the hospital grounds.”
“But I just wanna see the babies!”