beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agoWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
I’m not sure this happens irl. Is breakfast in bed a real thing or just tv? I don’t want crumbs in my bed.
minus-squareiridaniotter [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoThere are these pretty big trays with collapsible supports so you can put it around your legs and not need to worry about making a mess. Also not everyone has to pee immediately.
minus-squarebeef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year ago Also not everyone has to pee immediately. omg really? that sounds like a superpower
minus-squareikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agois it still a superpower if i usually wake up an hour before my alarm to piss?
minus-squarebeef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAn hour before and then you go back to bed? Yeah, kinda, I can never get back to sleep if it’s that close.
There are these pretty big trays with collapsible supports so you can put it around your legs and not need to worry about making a mess.
Also not everyone has to pee immediately.
omg really? that sounds like a superpower
is it still a superpower if i usually wake up an hour before my alarm to piss?
An hour before and then you go back to bed? Yeah, kinda, I can never get back to sleep if it’s that close.