beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agoWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
I’m not sure this happens irl. Is breakfast in bed a real thing or just tv? I don’t want crumbs in my bed.
minus-squarebeef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year ago Also not everyone has to pee immediately. omg really? that sounds like a superpower
minus-squareikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agois it still a superpower if i usually wake up an hour before my alarm to piss?
minus-squarebeef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAn hour before and then you go back to bed? Yeah, kinda, I can never get back to sleep if it’s that close.
omg really? that sounds like a superpower
is it still a superpower if i usually wake up an hour before my alarm to piss?
An hour before and then you go back to bed? Yeah, kinda, I can never get back to sleep if it’s that close.