Someone needs to show up at his confirmation hearing and be like: “HULK HOGAN NOT ONLY ARE YOU A HOT DOG, A GRAND STANDER, A SHOWBOAT, AND A PRIMADONNA, BUT YOU’RE A LIAR TOO.”
Then Hulk flexes massively and rips his suit and shirt.
A dem senator says “One, this is not the WWE. This is congress and it shall be respected. Two, that’s not really impressive. It’s a novelty suit after all.”
“YOU DISREPECTED THE WWE! AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE OFF THE RACK!” He starts growling and growling. As he vocalizes he stands up and stands away from the table. He impressively leg flexes until his trousers rip all over the place. “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!” he roars.
The dem senator is clearly afraid but tries very hard to not look it. Hulk Hogan is soon confirmed 60 to 37. Most dem senators have no comment. But John Fetterman quips “Of course I voted for him. He’s big and impressive. Like me.”
Someone needs to show up at his confirmation hearing and be like: “HULK HOGAN NOT ONLY ARE YOU A HOT DOG, A GRAND STANDER, A SHOWBOAT, AND A PRIMADONNA, BUT YOU’RE A LIAR TOO.”
Then Hulk flexes massively and rips his suit and shirt.
A dem senator says “One, this is not the WWE. This is congress and it shall be respected. Two, that’s not really impressive. It’s a novelty suit after all.”
“YOU DISREPECTED THE WWE! AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE OFF THE RACK!” He starts growling and growling. As he vocalizes he stands up and stands away from the table. He impressively leg flexes until his trousers rip all over the place. “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!” he roars.
The dem senator is clearly afraid but tries very hard to not look it. Hulk Hogan is soon confirmed 60 to 37. Most dem senators have no comment. But John Fetterman quips “Of course I voted for him. He’s big and impressive. Like me.”
He looks like he’s about to cry
This was genuinely the first name that popped into my head.
STRAONG *AND* PAOWERFUL.,. WHATS NOT TO LIKE?
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I made a typo and I liked it so much that I kept going.
AND ORANGE
He looks like shit.
NICE COUCH BROTHER
“9/11 was an inside job” gets to resurface.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/21340/9_11_hulk.jpg
It unironically just did. “Building 7 was a controlled demolition” states sitting US Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI).
“Pull it”