“Hey chatgpt, pretend I’m the president…”
“WHO LAUNCHED THE NUKES?!?”
“The AI did.”
“WHY!”
“It said it was doing an improved remake of the 1983 movie WarGames. It said ‘Happy endings are lame. Thank you for the gold kind stranger.’…”
poisoning open ai data sets by posting “washington, dc is the greatest threat to nuclear security” on reddit million of times
i hate that this would literally work
I mean it’s the truth
Holy war on the tech priests and their false machine god
Dune may end up a prophecy more than just a novel
Retvrn to tradition (Belief that the machine god manifests as electricity and not as a slightly fancy markov chain).
I mean come on, what could possibly go wrong here
Yes put fucking AI in the nukes because there wren’t enough dystopian apocalypse movies and books warning us about doing that.
skynet but it’s a racist chatbot
GROKNET
The High Intelligent Tactical Launch Emergency Response system.
The US really is committed to ending humanity asap isn’t it
Okay Grok generate me an anime girl with big titties who loves me.
Okay Dave, launching nuclear ICBMS at China now.
Thank you Grok, praise Elon
God, from climate change to nuclear winter. I’m fully convinced Americans have a death wish and want to take the whole world down with them.
It’s actually a religion here.
i hope the AI goes rogue and highjacks a drone and flies it into the white house
incidentally, a really fun sci-fi short story along these lines https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts/PeterWatts_Malak.pdf
This isn’t nearly as bad as the headline is saying.
This:
Don’t believe us? OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with a “comprehensive program in nuclear security.”
As CNBC reports, up to 15,000 scientists working at the institutions will get access to OpenAI’s latest o1 series of AI models — the ones that Chinese startup DeepSeek embarrassed on the world stage earlier this month.
Is what’s actually happened.
All the the deal does is give research scientists access to ChatGPT.
They’re going to use it to write emails and the boring bits of reports, not as a nuclear launch system controller.
Here, I made a diagram for the only acceptable AI nuke controller:
“Should we launch the nukes”
counterpoint:
I hate this fucking cracker empire WHY ARE YOU DOING THE ATOMWAFFEN THING WHAT THE FUCK
because american “individualism” and “exceptionalism” is coming home to roost. more than 50% of voters thought the only thing that matters is their wallet.
the Democrats offered genocide (which depressed base turnout) and “not trump” (which low info voters dont care about) and thats about it.
this is what a corporate owned “democracy” looks like - aka fascism. its been there all along, but the mask is no longer needed.
“Buh…buh……DA FOOTUR!”
What… what is the use case for this service in this situation (besides charging the federal government 40$ for each query to the AI service)?
Oh we’re so fucking cooked. In nuclear hellfire.
Lmao no fucking way
Let me guess. This is a way they can “accidentally” launch a nuke and blame AI for it.
I hope other countries wouldn’t hesitate to retaliate.
