Beware of the grand pianos falling from the sky
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I remember when my favorite aquarium store got shuttered. 30+ tanks with the most beautiful fish suddenly dark and filled with doom. Apparently the guy running the shop died, nobody to come in and feed the fish, change the water, and of course the power got cut so everything died and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
As a piano player this image is terribly sad
Free piano
why does every guy on british tinder look like this
inbreeding
CIA’s failed assassination attempts on Castro example #322
Musicians developed the perfect piano for Beethoven’s Moonshine sonata
What Luigi Mangione’s early attempts lacked in viability, they more than made up for in plausible deniability.
REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?
ACME piano
really enjoyed Home Alone 7 where 44-year-old macaulay culkin lays a series of Wil E Coyote esque traps for Donald Trump, a character who’s returning to the series from his cameo in Home Alone 2
The odds a piano on the side walk is a mimic is low, but never zero!
Damn, missed.
That’s two more carolers. Time to reset the trap.
The piano has been drinking (not me)
Tom (Wait for me!)