What Luigi Mangione’s early attempts lacked in viability, they more than made up for in plausible deniability.

Real “buying my hormones with BTC from a weeb in Brazil because my insurance will put me on a kill list” hours

“It’s human track day, bro! Get the human Yokohamas and human Sam Adams beer!”

“…We just say ‘track day’…”

STALIN SHOULDN’T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!

Marg bar Lawn Guy Land

Or use a straight razor that has been banged up on the sidewalk to give it a jagged edge, and then soaked in a rain barrel overnight!

I was gonna say, this is just but with trashy Mormon flair

Or they will merge with all of the other Jons in the Jon Instrumentality Project

Leguizamo and Cusack.

Leguizamo:

• LGBTQ+ rights advocate.
• Regularly calls out Hollywood’s whitewashing casting decisions, e.g., being cast as , and / as and

Cusack:

• Called out for, well,
• Bernie bro and member (I know, it aged like milk, but for a rich lib? Fuck it, I’ll take it)
• Got the shit beat out of him by Chicago pigs at a George Floyd protest in 2020
• Pro-Palestine

Chief Executive

This is a Wizards WIth Guns parody vid, right?

…This is a Wizards WIth Guns parody vid, right…?

Pondering my pale blue dot

Me too. CTH was about the only relief valve that I got after dealing with my rabid Trumper coworkers. Where the hell was I going to go, Twitter?

Volcel Police, whataboutism

Edit: Aw, looks like lemmygrad.net lapsed; it used to point to [email protected]

/c/badposting sprung a leak in the most vegan-friendly way possible. That’s it. That’s the whole origin story. Someone made a shitpost and we’re still running with it to this day, like many things in the Hexbear/CTH lexicon. (Hexicon?)

Awww, now I miss Enver. Also, BASED_BALL is redundant with the outdoor cat struggle session.

Edit: And it’s missing “UlyssesT killed Kissinger”

To add to this, one of the commenters in that thread found his Grindr account almost immediately because the username was the same as his Reddit account. This incident predates the mods locking the subreddit the day that it hit 69,420 subscribers; I think we were in the high 40k range?

Also,