Well?
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Christian values dictate that ducks must wear pants. Delete this.
Do not post feet pics
That’s not a real photo. That’s an AI trying to draw hands.
TIL ducks have claws
Wait till you learn about their dicks
they also have tongues
with little teeth on them
If it quacks like a duck…
God did it because they thought it was funny
Ahh yes, another day another anti-christian post. How surprising
As a bisexual man, I might like Christianity more if it didn’t
CW: Homophobia
call for my death
Ok, but you laugh at them for literally believing in magic in the year 2023, so obviously these behaviors are morally equivalent, because they both upside people on each side. Q.E.D.
Paul - kind of a ass really
Explain to me why duck feet are so silly and I’ll take it all back
Countercurrent flow! Besides the webbing they also areange their blood vessels so that warm blood flowing out of the body warms the cool blood circulating back in. It’s actually pretty rad.
Disclaimer: if you meet the demiurge on the road, kill him.
Christianity is being oppressed! Oh no! Anyway,
Well, sometimes Hexbears like a target even easier and more blatantly absurd than a Lib.
No jokes allowed on hexbear?
If your god is so smart how come he’s dead
Maybe don’t worship the dude what drowned the whole world for a yuck then
That part was a Babylonian exile scribe class bit.
They made their gaffs different in those days, that’s for sure
Top kek when they went doot doot on the walls of Jericho
Who said anything that I worship a god? My observations are purely that and nothing personal. I like to observe the hypocrisy of the self righteous and call it out.
Because we need to worship some beta loser demiurge with a massive suicide by Roman fetish to be righteous, but you, smart and correct observation maker, don’t? Lemmeeee.eeeeee dipshits sure are confusing
My brother in Christ it was just a joke about duck feet
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My observations are purely that and nothing personal.
You are very obviously taking it personally
Won’t someone think of the abuse normalizing tax-exempt politically powerful megachurches?!
Eliminate the four olds
Genuinely asking, how is this anti-Christian?
It’s all part and parcel in the daily Christian shit-giving and anti Christian sentiment that I’m seeing on this platform.
It’s happening daily? Damn I need to change how I’m filtering posts cuz I’m missing out
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I am here to oppress Christians and chew bubble gum. And I’m all outta gum.
It’s just a silly meme
Giving freely is Christlike. Be thankful for shit giving from your brothers in Christ!
Wow I can’t believe a group of people that subscribe to an ideology concerned first and foremost with material conditions are mocking the belief in magic
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See also: human newborns not being self-aware
This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.
spoiler
Quack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.
And it was Good.
What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker’s flappers?
